Scratch

#1

*Ring Ring Ring* Hello?
Hey, Hey person! Hey there who is this?
I'm an orange your an apple! No I'm not I'm a human being.
Your an apple cause your a peal-ing! hehehe What? NO! I'm a human being!
Alright so maybe you are a human being. YES I AM!!
Did a crab bight you because your being Crab-y! hehehe What? Ulgh
*We are sorry you may not talk to oranges now please hang up and try again when he's A-PEALING to you thank you... Life... Wasted... Cause... Of... An... Orange!!!!

#2

*Ring Ring Ring* Hello?
HELLO HELLO BABY YOU CALLED I CAN'T HEAR A THING I didn't call and stop that music if you wanna hear!
I HAVE NO SERVICE IN THE CLUB YA SAY SAY No I didn't say anything!
WA WA WAAT DID YOU SAY HUH? YA BREAKING UP ON ME! Yeah whatever you say werido.
SORRY I CAN NOT HEAR YOU I'M KINDA Busy yeah I get it me too. *Hangs Up*

I might add more later.

Last edited by Solarbuddy (2010-05-28 15:16:19)