Scratch

Once there was a game
that had an all-mighty name
The name was Russia
I got that idea from littletonkslova
I know I spelled the user wrong
But I mean c'mon,
I'm playing pong!
Who made this pong?
Of course the creator was Jemediah Gong!
So the great game
with the all(al?)-mighty name
Was deleted
And was never completed
I forgot to tell you
The game was never true
It was never fully made
And of course the creator was never paid
And the incompleted game's
name
Was ripped off by comcast, and in the end named a country
Far away from Kentucky
It was a big big land
Where people actually tanned
Oh god that was useless
But I'm putting you upto the test
I need an idea check out my thread in project ideas
BTW, I despise the Black White Peas
So I beg on my knees
To give me your thinking keys
and to have you give me an idea
Because I'm in a [bad grammar=needa]
Oh, and I can false quote
But I'm just putting random stuff to make this longer like the Pope
Oh god I'm posting something religious
Who believes Justin Bieber and his relatives are midgets?
We all will die in 2012, or so the maya's said
Well according to the other people in 2000 we would be dead
Well we proved them wrong, did we not?
The liars can just rot
So can the spammers, and the peoplez withzes ze badz grammarz
Spelling That's This: Unscramble To Try Bad, Grammar Not Bad
Unscrambled: Unscramble This: That's Spelling Bad Not Grammar Bad
That's messed up
And I will eat that cup
Sup
Not much
Playing with my Ipod Touch
I'm playing the game Cuch
As such
Shooting targets as the tutorial level makes me, what a clutz
I just lost the tutorial somehow
I must decide if I want to restart RIGHT NOW
And OMG Holy Cow!
I've been playing more and KA-POW!
This noob hit be on the back, but how?
I had a sentry gun there. No! They shot it right around now!
HOLY COW!
Someone just hacked WoW!
Oh, no, It was a glitch
But will it be fixed?
I think the inventor is 6...
The grammar in worse than in the game of SPLTZ! (Splits!)
And that just gives me tics
And when someone licks
an ice-cream cone
and they don't give me none
that's just rude
It's cruel, and definately crude.
So Hey, Jude!
Don't make it bad,
Wait! I broke into song?
Again, I'm playing pong.
This time by Jemediah Jong.
Not gong.
Oh god; This game is tediously LONG!
These three russians were among
The Wrong
Side of the force
and they were among the source
and they took the wrong course
And one got his/her voice
hoarse
The other got kicked out of hetalia
And went to malia
And turned out to be from italia.
The last one was a little tame
With a strange name
Carnaseranexorous Rex Pame
Who wanted fame
On this website named The Kame
And he turned out to be a dame!
What a shame
They had to kick her out of hetalia for her lying game
So nobody had gain
except the dame
won fame
and TONS of money.
And everyone thought she was funny
I'm getting off topic- I'm rubbing my tummy
With this cream named Zummy
I'll taste it- Yummy!
Wait- "Don't Eat-Poisonous" Now my tummy
Is not too yummy
I feel as small as a bunny
That got a sunburn 'cause it was too sunny
Now my intestines are runny!
Oh god, diarrhea
This may seem short seemeda
But I'm hallucinating George Semedeena
This may just be a long poem
But c'mon, I'm talking with one of the brothers of the Cohen!
I think that lolworthy
So give me your laughing *cough box Cough!* key
Now they're taking me to the veterinarian
Oh god- My vet's korean!
I think in the war he was a veteran
Now I'm just being a stand-up comedian
I'm a contrarian
vegetarian
but isn't that better than being Teddy Ranigan*?
Well that's close enough to Raegan*
So I guess I'll just put this:
My mother told me to feed my limitless mind with fruits,
And I said "My limitless mind is fed up with you."
lol.
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I will put more soon.
*Teddy Ranigan is a musician.
*President that did not get shot

Last edited by DaGamez (2010-05-10 11:37:56)