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TheSaint · 2010-02-14 09:29:08

How to fail your Science Class!

1. Don't show up for class. You know that your smarter than they are! Take off for every little thing and need. Feeling the slightest bit sick? Take off! Have to beat that next level in COD4? Take off! And remeber, be sure to schedule all doctors appointments and dentists appointments on class time!

2. Be late! Your teacher will be sure to remeber your name if your late. You get that extra special 5 minutes of his/her attention, undivided. Just wait outside in the hall for five minutes, enough time for your beloved teacher to get up to full wind, and then come in!

3. Use good test taking strategies! Four sided dice have never failed! After all, thats how the teacher makes the test, right? Even better, buy a cyrstal ball for the test taking days! It can never fail!

4. Be creative in Labs Creativity is important! why mix the blue chemical and the black chemical? You will just get more black. Mix the yellow, blue and a dollop of black for mice painting fun! Also, the more explosions, burns, mutations and fumes inhaled, the Better! And if you miss a lab, be sure to make it up after school, so you can one-on0one time with the teacher that they will surely appreciate.

5. If you still aren't failing now, you are just too smart. Unfortunatly, you are just too smart for us. You can't fail because your brain is just that massive. However, you could try and knock that out with some boxing.

(One of my friends science teachers handed this out. Its pretty funny. Enjoy!) tongue

VolknerN7Xfish · 2010-02-14 09:33:09

im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.

floatingmagictree · 2010-02-14 09:34:52

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT COD 4 IS?!?!?!

WHAT KIND OF GAMER ARE YOU?

Btw it's Call of Duty 4.

juststickman · 2010-02-14 09:43:12

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.

Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.

floatingmagictree · 2010-02-14 09:45:17

juststickman wrote:
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.
Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.

Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.

jasb · 2010-02-14 09:46:29

The best thing is to put some strange substance on the wall. Someone did that once. The teacher never found out who did that, altough she wasted a lesson trying to find out. There is a nice pattern on the wall now. lol

VolknerN7Xfish · 2010-02-14 09:47:45

floatingmagictree wrote:
juststickman wrote:
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.
Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.
Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.

im talking about the one that was made in 1991.

juststickman · 2010-02-14 09:51:41

floatingmagictree wrote:
juststickman wrote:
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.
Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.
Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.

Wow. I never thought that I would agree that Dora the Explorer would be better than any video game...

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-14 10:26:54

What the heck is a 4 sided dice?

jasb · 2010-02-14 10:35:04

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
What the heck is a 4 sided dice?

It's probably a dice that has four sides. One for A,B,C and D. It's great for tests.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-14 10:58:40

Yeah, but that's geometrically impossible (when I try to picture it anyways)

Nevermind, 4 triangles. I was picturing squares.

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juststickman · 2010-02-14 11:49:00

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Yeah, but that's geometrically impossible (when I try to picture it anyways)

Nevermind, 4 triangles. I was picturing squares.

Yes.
They form a pyramid shape.

The-Whiz · 2010-02-14 12:09:03

I actually have a 4 sided dice...

This isn't mine, I just wanted to show what one looks like:

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-14 12:15:03

I have 12 sided dice, 10 sides, 9 sides, 8, 6, maybe a 5 one. I have a lot of board games at my house. Of course they only use the 6 sided ones and one uses the 8 sided one.

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TheSaint · 2010-02-14 13:31:11

I have seen: 20, 12,10, 8, 6, and 4 sided dice. 2 sided is a penny. tongue

samurai768 · 2010-02-14 14:01:47

floatingmagictree wrote:
juststickman wrote:
VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.
Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.
Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.

LOL, my lil' sister got the same game for her 5th birthday. She made me help her beat it XD

juststickman · 2010-02-14 14:57:02

samurai768 wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
juststickman wrote:

Would make sense to me if I was in first grade.

explanation:
Number three is saying use a dice to pick which letter you answer in multiple choice quizzes (4 sided dice, and 4 possible answers).

Number four is saying don't follow instructions...

My opinion:
COD4 is Way better than sonic the hedgehog. I've always thought that.
Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.
LOL, my lil' sister got the same game for her 5th birthday. She made me help her beat it XD

Wow. Seriously? 0.0

samurai768 · 2010-02-14 16:27:19

juststickman wrote:
samurai768 wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:

Heck, that Dora the Explorer game that my cousin got for his 4th birthday is better than sonic.
LOL, my lil' sister got the same game for her 5th birthday. She made me help her beat it XD
Wow. Seriously? 0.0

Yesh.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-14 16:59:09

What is 'Dora the Explorer'?

samurai768 · 2010-02-14 20:29:09

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
What is 'Dora the Explorer'?

???

You're kidding right? She's like the most annoying childhood character of all time.

GirWaffles64 · 2010-02-14 20:52:34

samurai768 wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
What is 'Dora the Explorer'?
???

You're kidding right? She's like the most annoying childhood character of all time.

Shh... let him enjoy the time he doesn't know about.... her...

littletonkslover · 2010-02-14 20:58:37

I've always kinda liked Elmo though..........

big-bang · 2010-02-14 21:46:27

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:
im in 3rd grade so this dosen't really make sense to me...... 3 and 4 are positive.

Instead of COD4,(whatever that is) put Sonic the hedgehog. the original. it would make more sense to me.

3rd grade. I never had third grade. Send me a postcard.

How about 6 Be a pencil killer.
Borrow everybody's pencils to show that you're a team player! Then chew on them or sharpen the eraser end into nothing. If they complain, remember that you're stimulating the economy by making them buy more supplies! With pens, just put a few delicate incisions through the ink-filled part, and watch as their pen bleeds to death before their eyes. They'll gain valuable knowledge about gravity, colours, AND pressure! Being a pencil killer isn't a thing to do when you're bored; it's a lifestyle and will enrich EVERYBODY around you, even if they don't realize it!

7 Projectiles are fun!
If there's one thing more gratifying than watch somebody's pen leak and die, it's flinging random objects across the room. Your friend not using that eraser? Toss it. Big booger in your nose? Toss it. Idiot flicking pencil shavings at you? Ram them down his windpipe and toss him. Garbage bothering you? Toss it. Lab project about to go terribly, terribly wrong? Toss it far. The possibilities are endless with the simple act of flinging your stuff at other people!

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Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-14 23:40:46

8. Put Francium in your teacher's desk. They'll know what it is and can appreciate it more (y'know, before it destroys them).

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GoogleplexPlus · 2010-02-14 23:58:08

This has become a text-based game...
Oh, whatever

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