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Mr_X · 2010-02-12 19:45:33

So I was trying to download something but my firewall stopped it and I tried to allow it but it screwed over my computer
Now I had to log into a guest user because I can't use the internet elsewhere
Anyway when I diagnose the connection problem, it says make sure your FTP, HTTPS and HTTP are all whatever number
So I went and checked and they were all those numbers, but my internet still won't work. I figure you guys would know about this kind of thing since you're brainy and stuff. What do I do?

(I also tried that help guide in windows but it just went in circles and didn't tell me anything)
On more thing, restarting doesn't work either

steppenwulf · 2010-02-12 19:52:51

Meh... I haven't learned about this stuff yet. tongue

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 20:06:25

It's simple. Take a metal pipe and beat around your computer to show it who's boss. Also smash up your modem just in case that little #@$@#%$# was in on it too. That'll show them.

Mr_X · 2010-02-12 20:09:52

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
It's simple. Take a metal pipe and beat around your computer to show it who's boss. Also smash up your modem just in case that little #@$@#%$# was in on it too. That'll show them.

Uh... what?

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 20:41:25

If that doesn't work, take out a gun and cap it's accessories.

08jackt · 2010-02-12 20:55:19

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
It's simple. Take a metal pipe and beat around your computer to show it who's boss. Also smash up your modem just in case that little #@$@#%$# was in on it too. That'll show them.

ROFL

fg123 · 2010-02-12 20:59:36

Actually, another more gentle approach is send it back to your manefactuer, with this note:

Your ***ing computer won't load internet. What kind of * product is this? Give me a new one, or i'll call google and get them to post "*your manefacter's name* sucks"!!!!!11!1!!!

There we go.

samurai768 · 2010-02-12 21:09:17

fg123 wrote:
Actually, another more gentle approach is send it back to your manefactuer, with this note:

Your ***ing computer won't load internet. What kind of * product is this? Give me a new one, or i'll call google and get them to post "*your manefacter's name* sucks"!!!!!11!1!!!

There we go.

POTTY MOUTH ALERT!

Teh weasel is disapointed in you, so he told me to show you this:

cocoanut · 2010-02-12 21:09:47

samurai768 wrote:
fg123 wrote:
Actually, another more gentle approach is send it back to your manefactuer, with this note:

Your ***ing computer won't load internet. What kind of * product is this? Give me a new one, or i'll call google and get them to post "*your manefacter's name* sucks"!!!!!11!1!!!

There we go.
POTTY MOUTH ALERT!

Teh weasel is disapointed in you, so he told me to show you this:
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll24 … ie-Dog.gif

That's a prairie dog.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 21:29:37

samurai768 wrote:
fg123 wrote:
Actually, another more gentle approach is send it back to your manefactuer, with this note:

Your ***ing computer won't load internet. What kind of * product is this? Give me a new one, or i'll call google and get them to post "*your manefacter's name* sucks"!!!!!11!1!!!

There we go.
POTTY MOUTH ALERT!

Teh weasel is disapointed in you, so he told me to show you this:
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll24 … ie-Dog.gif

It's a Prairie Dog.

Oops, cocoanut beat me to it.
Besides, it says Praire Dog in the picture link.

Last edited by Ace-of-Spades (2010-02-12 21:30:34)

The-Whiz · 2010-02-12 22:10:17

Have you tried getting a new computer?

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 22:28:55

Yeah that's a great idea. Loan him 1000 dollars for a new one. While you're at it, I also need a new sports car.

ScratchX · 2010-02-12 22:32:48

Mr_X wrote:
So I was trying to download something but my firewall stopped it and I tried to allow it but it screwed over my computer
Now I had to log into a guest user because I can't use the internet elsewhere
Anyway when I diagnose the connection problem, it says make sure your FTP, HTTPS and HTTP are all whatever number
So I went and checked and they were all those numbers, but my internet still won't work. I figure you guys would know about this kind of thing since you're brainy and stuff. What do I do?

(I also tried that help guide in windows but it just went in circles and didn't tell me anything)
On more thing, restarting doesn't work either

Hmm...I would suggest changing your registry, but you might destroy your computer permanently. tongue
The best thing I suggest you do is to go on a forums or website designed for work or go to the Geek Squad for help.
http://www.geeksquad.com/
^-^

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 22:37:09

Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.

Last edited by Ace-of-Spades (2010-02-12 22:37:39)

ScratchX · 2010-02-12 22:39:55

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.

?
I don't understand what you are saying. tongue

cocoanut · 2010-02-12 22:41:14

I don't know what you should do, but you can try reinstalling your operating system. That's pretty guaranteed.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 22:59:33

ScratchX wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.
?
I don't understand what you are saying.

People in Ace's building = stupid, Geeksquad goes to Ace's building to fix fix stupid people's computers, stupid people multiply, Geeksquad += Ace's building.

ScratchX · 2010-02-12 23:01:46

Ace-of-Spades wrote:
ScratchX wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.
?
I don't understand what you are saying.
People in Ace's building = stupid, Geeksquad goes to Ace's building to fix fix stupid people's computers, stupid people multiply, Geeksquad += Ace's building.

Geeksquad isn't stupid. tongue

Vista4563 · 2010-02-12 23:06:06

ScratchX wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
ScratchX wrote:

?
I don't understand what you are saying.
People in Ace's building = stupid, Geeksquad goes to Ace's building to fix fix stupid people's computers, stupid people multiply, Geeksquad += Ace's building.
Geeksquad isn't stupid.

Agreed.

Check your router.

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 23:08:21

ScratchX wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:
ScratchX wrote:

?
I don't understand what you are saying.
People in Ace's building = stupid, Geeksquad goes to Ace's building to fix fix stupid people's computers, stupid people multiply, Geeksquad += Ace's building.
Geeksquad isn't stupid.

And when did I say they were?

Vista4563 · 2010-02-12 23:09:34

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.

Mr_X · 2010-02-12 23:15:17

Vista4563 wrote:
Ace-of-Spades wrote:

Ugh geeksquad. There are so many technology-stupid people at my building that they're practically always here.

I'll rephrase that
There are so many technology incompetent humans living at my building that the geeksquad is always here helping them

Also, my modem is working fine, it's my firewall that's going stupid

Ace-of-Spades · 2010-02-12 23:22:22

Dump some cold water onto your computer. That oughtta put out the firewall. Problem solved. Close topic.

urhungry · 2010-02-13 01:44:19

I have a mac for a reason. No firewalls.

cheddargirl · 2010-02-13 01:52:02

First thing's first:
(1) What exactly did you do to the firewall? Did you change any internet settings to get your download to work?
(2) What were you trying to download?

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