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VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

Kid: can i have a peanut butter jelly sandwitch?
Lunch lady: yes  *gives sandwitch*
Kid: *Smells* ewwwwwwww! this smells like pee!
Lunch lady: That's what you asked for. A Pee-nut butter jelly sandwich.

that joke is not made up by me, my friend made it up.

Your friend is evidently in grade 2 to find that funny.

.....I shouldn't say X3

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

big-bang wrote:

VolknerN7Xfish wrote:

Kid: can i have a peanut butter jelly sandwitch?
Lunch lady: yes  *gives sandwitch*
Kid: *Smells* ewwwwwwww! this smells like pee!
Lunch lady: That's what you asked for. A Pee-nut butter jelly sandwich.

that joke is not made up by me, my friend made it up.

Your friend is evidently in grade 2 to find that funny.

no he's in 3rd

Same diff

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

A doctor goes up to a woman who just gave birth. "I have good news and bad news." he states. "The bad news is that your baby is a ginger." "Oh dear.." says the woman. "What's the good news?" she asks. "Well," replies the doctor....... [my friend told me never to repeat this joke because it's just terrible, so I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations to keep it E rated]

ohh that's evil if it's what i think it is

It isn't that good. It's not that original either. There's one with a Fly school, then they call the glasses kid 120 eyes or whatever.

darkknuckles wrote:

<when[ fart ]key pressed>

*Looks at keyboard for fart button*

None to be found, sorry.

<move( 6 ]for( pooping in your pants ]and wait>

Q. How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon beetle?
A. Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q. How do you know that an elephant's been in your fridge?
A. Footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that two elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Two footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that three elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Three footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that four elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Volkswagen beetle parked outside!

Q. How do you fit an elephant in your fridge?
A. Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door!
Q. Now take a guess at how to fit a giraffe in your fridge...
...
...
...
...
...
... OK, think you have it?
...
...
... Bet you're wrong...
...
A. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door!

billyedward wrote:

Q. How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon beetle?
A. Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q. How do you know that an elephant's been in your fridge?
A. Footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that two elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Two footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that three elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Three footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that four elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Volkswagen beetle parked outside!

Q. How do you fit an elephant in your fridge?
A. Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door!
Q. Now take a guess at how to fit a giraffe in your fridge...
...
...
...
...
...
... OK, think you have it?
...
...
... Bet you're wrong...
...
A. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door!

None of them were good. Not that I could do much better with the number of 12 year olds around here.

<if>Eat beans <forever> fart

Last edited by Food-dude (2010-02-01 00:44:55)

darkknuckles wrote:

<when[ fart ]key pressed>

LOL.

(why i found that funny, i dont know...)

Ace-of-Spades wrote:

billyedward wrote:

Q. How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon beetle?
A. Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q. How do you know that an elephant's been in your fridge?
A. Footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that two elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Two footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that three elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Three footprints in the peanut butter.
Q. How do you know that four elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Volkswagen beetle parked outside!

Q. How do you fit an elephant in your fridge?
A. Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door!
Q. Now take a guess at how to fit a giraffe in your fridge...
...
...
...
...
...
... OK, think you have it?
...
...
... Bet you're wrong...
...
A. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door!

None of them were good. Not that I could do much better with the number of 12 year olds around here.

Ace, you obviously didn't get the whole joke in the first paragraph. The point was that there was the Volkswagen Beetle at the beginning, and then it appears at the end as a surprise. That paragraph was all one joke

Sorry Ace, but - why are you always criticizing everyone and insulting people? We don't like that.

Last edited by Jonathanpb (2010-02-01 04:18:21)