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#1 2010-01-18 00:59:32
- billyedward
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- Registered: 2008-01-03
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Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One practise at my school is to have 'nerd offs' as we colloquially call them. These are contests to see who is more of a nerd. I figure, let's have one on scratch!
So, to get started:
1) I roast marshmallows... over a thermite reaction.
2) My favourite type of music is classical.
3) I'm the president of the math and science club at my school.
4) Same goes for the web design club...
5) And I'm head of science in the nerd herd... a club for nerds.
6) I program as a hobby (C++, Pascal, and Squeak as well as scratch)
7) I sign my name as [personal information removed - but it was very formal].
8) More than half of Al Yankovic's song 'white and nerdy' pertains to me.
9) I've never gotten less than a bronze in the citywide science fair.
10) My favourite number is pi.
11) My bedtime reading consists of grey's anatomy (the original book)
I have two words for other nerd wannabe's of the world:
BEAT THAT!
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#2 2010-01-18 02:08:25
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#3 2010-01-18 05:17:43
- Ace-of-Spades
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-01-08
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've got me beat by like 117%
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#5 2010-01-18 09:39:35
- floatingmagictree
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- Registered: 2008-10-21
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you've beaten me by about 3756547%.
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#6 2010-01-18 09:43:20
- gettysburg11
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-06-14
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can beat you in one statement.
Ultimate Statement: I'm a school spelling bee champion.
Pwned.
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#7 2010-01-18 10:33:24
- MyRedNeptune
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- Registered: 2007-05-07
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) I won the school math tournament.
2) I won the district language tournament. (and am going to participate in the city language tournament in February)
I know what you're thinking! "Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!" Well, don't worry about it, the Zara siggy will be back soon, new and improved! ^^ Meanwhile, just do what the sig tells you to. >.>Offline
#8 2010-01-18 10:36:53
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MyRedNeptune wrote:
1) I won the school math tournament.
2) I won the district language tournament. (and am going to participate in the city language tournament in February)
Over here, we're doing the Geography Bee...
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#9 2010-01-18 10:42:17
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Skipped a grade
2) only sport I play is Goomba stompin'
3) Dreams of world domination
4) I can recite every Pokemon's name in numerical order
5) Was reading at age 2
6) Soldered and programmed a 4x4x4 LED Cube
7) I go on this forum
8) and the Astrogeek Union forum
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#10 2010-01-18 10:42:49
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
big-bang wrote:
1) Skipped a grade
2) only sport I play is Goomba stompin'
3) Dreams of world domination
4) I can recite every Pokemon's name in numerical order
5) Was reading at age 2
6) Soldered and programmed a 4x4x4 LED Cube
7) I go on this forum
8) and the Astrogeek Union forum
I skipped 2 grades 
Happy New Year!
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#11 2010-01-18 10:43:28
- Kileymeister
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- Registered: 2008-04-17
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ScratchX wrote:
big-bang wrote:
1) Skipped a grade
2) only sport I play is Goomba stompin'
3) Dreams of world tion
4) I can recite every Pokemon's name in numerical order
5) Was reading at age 2
6) Soldered and programmed a 4x4x4 LED Cube
7) I go on this forum
8) and the Astrogeek Union forumI skipped 2 grades
At once???
I'm back, and showcasing two new* projects! Click left or right on the image below to see!
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#12 2010-01-18 10:44:43
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kileymeister wrote:
ScratchX wrote:
big-bang wrote:
1) Skipped a grade
2) only sport I play is Goomba stompin'
3) Dreams of world tion
4) I can recite every Pokemon's name in numerical order
5) Was reading at age 2
6) Soldered and programmed a 4x4x4 LED Cube
7) I go on this forum
8) and the Astrogeek Union forumI skipped 2 grades
At once???
Yeah
Happy New Year!
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#13 2010-01-18 10:54:16
- gettysburg11
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2008-06-14
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vista4563 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
1) I won the school math tournament.
2) I won the district language tournament. (and am going to participate in the city language tournament in February)Over here, we're doing the Geography Bee...
We just did our Geo Bee on Friday. It was a test though, so I'll find out if I won tommorrow.
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#15 2010-01-18 11:20:04
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I won a spelling bee.
I've memorized pi to the fiftieth decimal. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
I'm a grammar freak.
I read a daily dose of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I program in C, C++, Python, Flash, and Scratch.
I also create websites with HTML, CSS and Javascript. Yet to learn PHP.
I set up wireless connections on laptops without manuals when other people can't do it themselves.
Long time ago I created a club called The Geek Club.
I love Tom Lehrer's music.
I roast gummy bears.
I learned quadratic equations in the fourth grade.
I'm proud of being a geek (you can only be one if you're proud)
I saw a Star Trek museum exhibit.
I totally pwn you all.
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#16 2010-01-18 11:20:28
- Kileymeister
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- Registered: 2008-04-17
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Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adriangl wrote:
I beat you at most of the things you mention, but to beat you fully, I keep a light saber under my bed for protection!
So anyone who wants to beat, you have to beat what he says plus 50%
Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...
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#17 2010-01-18 11:23:37
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kileymeister wrote:
adriangl wrote:
I beat you at most of the things you mention, but to beat you fully, I keep a light saber under my bed for protection!
So anyone who wants to beat, you have to beat what he says plus 50%Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...
W00TZROFLZYEAHZROFLLMAFOAOLOLZOLZOZLOZLROFOLOLOL IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That has got to add at least 3% 
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#18 2010-01-18 11:25:12
- Kileymeister
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- Registered: 2008-04-17
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adriangl wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
adriangl wrote:
I beat you at most of the things you mention, but to beat you fully, I keep a light saber under my bed for protection!
So anyone who wants to beat, you have to beat what he says plus 50%Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...
W00TZROFLZYEAHZROFLLMAFOAOLOLZOLZOZLOZLROFOLOLOL IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That has got to add at least 3%
Actually, that just pushed you over the point of no return.
Last edited by Kileymeister (2010-01-18 11:25:24)
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#19 2010-01-18 11:25:48
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adriangl wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
adriangl wrote:
I beat you at most of the things you mention, but to beat you fully, I keep a light saber under my bed for protection!
So anyone who wants to beat, you have to beat what he says plus 50%Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...
W00TZROFLZYEAHZROFLLMAFOAOLOLZOLZOZLOZLROFOLOLOL IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That has got to add at least 3%
Doesn't matter, I still pwn you all by at least 3756547%
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#20 2010-01-18 11:26:56
- Kileymeister
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- Registered: 2008-04-17
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cocoanut wrote:
I love Tom Lehrer's music.
Are you serious? That's not nerdy at all. Who doesn't love Tom Lehrer, with his New Math and the Periodic Table?
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#21 2010-01-18 11:28:19
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cocoanut wrote:
adriangl wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...W00TZROFLZYEAHZROFLLMAFOAOLOLZOLZOZLOZLROFOLOLOL IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That has got to add at least 3%Doesn't matter, I still pwn you all by at least 3756547%
Nope thats RHY
Happy New Year!
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#22 2010-01-18 11:28:34
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kileymeister wrote:
cocoanut wrote:
I love Tom Lehrer's music.
Are you serious? That's not nerdy at all. Who doesn't love Tom Lehrer, with his New Math and the Periodic Table?
Well... true....
But some non-geeks hate hearing anything about math or science.
They don't know what they're missing, though.
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#24 2010-01-18 11:36:24
- Lucario621
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- Registered: 2007-10-03
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vista4563 wrote:
MyRedNeptune wrote:
1) I won the school math tournament.
2) I won the district language tournament. (and am going to participate in the city language tournament in February)Over here, we're doing the Geography Bee...
ROFL my school is having it too. One of my teacher was hosting it... it was pretty cool
I'm sorta nerdy I guess. But IMO cocoanut pwns all...
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#25 2010-01-18 11:55:19
Re: Nerd Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cocoanut wrote:
adriangl wrote:
Kileymeister wrote:
Plus 75%, because you giving a percentage adds to your nerdacity. Wait a second...W00TZROFLZYEAHZROFLLMAFOAOLOLZOLZOZLOZLROFOLOLOL IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That has got to add at least 3%Doesn't matter, I still pwn you all by at least 3756547%
I know every line from all 4 of the lazer collections. I know the equation of how the force in my lazer will obliterate the earth(force=mass*acceleration, a mass large enough to cover the earth* the speed of light).
Scratchin' since 2007
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