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I make lemonade. 

When life gives me lemons, I eat them, and destroy their deadly citric acid with my stomach aicid.

Last edited by pinochio (2009-12-24 17:26:00)

Lucario621 wrote:

When life gives me lemons, generally I try to drink it, and survive the sourness.

You can't drink a lemon.  You can juice it and drink that, or you can liquefy it, but then its not a lemon.  How do you drink a lemon? 

Sorry for being boring, but I felt like saying it.

Last edited by Kileymeister (2009-12-24 17:33:45)

Kileymeister wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

I make lemonade. 

duh 

...literally.

If life gives me lemons, I say,"Hey life, are you serious?  Of all the Christmas presents you could have given, you give me lemons??? Couldn't you have thought of something better?"

fg123 wrote:

When life gives you lemons, try not to make a sour face.

Shadow_7298's signature? 

Eat them whole.

(I actually like sour things)

fireball123 wrote:

get a new god!

Its life giving the lemons, not god.  Don't wrongly blame people!

are you waiting till 2012, or are you not that patient?

When life gives me lemons I chop them up into slices, sprinkle them with a little sugar, and eeeeeaaaaaaat theeeeeeem. Or give life grapefruit. ^^

When life gives me lemons... I duck for cover!

Yes and For every bad turn in life. There is a good one of equal length.

TheSaint wrote:

2. I throw them back and wonder where the H*** they came from.

A tree.