Scratch

"The Holy Grail may be found in the castle of Aghhhhhhh."

"The castle of WHAT?!"

"The castle of Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Person On TV: "And now, it's about time for the penguin on your TV set to explode."

*KABOOM*

Lady: "How did he know?!?!"

Person On TV: "Just a wild guess-- er, now it's time to go back to our program........"

cocoanut wrote:

Penguingirl55 wrote:

"The Holy Grail may be found in the castle of Aghhhhhhh."

"The castle of WHAT?!"

"The castle of Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

...When suddenly the animator had a heart attack and thus the monster evaporated. <--is that how it went?

Yeah, the monster chased them and then that happened XD

cocoanut wrote:

Penguingirl55 wrote:

"The Holy Grail may be found in the castle of Aghhhhhhh."

"The castle of WHAT?!"

"The castle of Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

...When suddenly the animator had a heart attack and thus the monster evaporated. <--is that how it went?

no then it goes


"The castle of aghhhhhhhh?"

"well maybe he was dying when he wrote"

"why would he bother to write arghhhh as he was dying"

"maybe he meant St arsbury"

"oooohhhh"

"no, no, no, it's an arghhhh"

"No, ooooohhhhh as in shock and surprise"

"Oh you mean an ahhhhhhhh"

"yes"

*monster shrieks*

deatheater wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

Penguingirl55 wrote:

"The Holy Grail may be found in the castle of Aghhhhhhh."

"The castle of WHAT?!"

"The castle of Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

...When suddenly the animator had a heart attack and thus the monster evaporated. <--is that how it went?

no then it goes


"The castle of aghhhhhhhh?"

"well maybe he was dying when he wrote"

"why would he bother to write arghhhh as he was dying"

"maybe he meant St arsbury"

"oooohhhh"

"no, no, no, it's an arghhhh"

"No, ooooohhhhh as in shock and surprise"

"Oh you mean an ahhhhhhhh"

"yes"

*monster shrieks*

I know, I know.... I was talking about the part when the escaped the monster.

cocoanut wrote:

deatheater wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

...When suddenly the animator had a heart attack and thus the monster evaporated. <--is that how it went?

no then it goes


"The castle of aghhhhhhhh?"

"well maybe he was dying when he wrote"

"why would he bother to write arghhhh as he was dying"

"maybe he meant St arsbury"

"oooohhhh"

"no, no, no, it's an arghhhh"

"No, ooooohhhhh as in shock and surprise"

"Oh you mean an ahhhhhhhh"

"yes"

*monster shrieks*

I know, I know.... I was talking about the part when the escaped the monster.

oh you didn't get it word for word XD

When suddenly the animator suffered a fatal heart attack and the monster was gone

Bring out your dead!

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"No, but they could be carried."

"Carried?!"

"If it grips it by the-"

"It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a matter of weight! Look, a 5-ounce swallow cannot carry a 1-pound coconut!"

Last edited by Penguingirl55 (2009-12-11 20:02:21)

Penguingirl55 wrote:

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"No, but they could be carried."

"Carried?!"

"If it grips it by the-"

"It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a matter of weight! Look, a 5-ounce swallow cannot carry a 1-pound coconut!"

I do happen to migrate during the summer...

I GTG, but feel free to keep posting. I don't want this to wind up on Page 5 of the Forum posts, you know. XD

Last edited by Penguingirl55 (2009-12-11 20:06:32)

"A witch, a witch"

"Sir we found a witch"

"How do you know she is a witch?"

"Well, she's looks like one"

"I am not a witch"

"But you look like one"

"They dressed me like this"        Pulls carrot of nose, then looks at other people

"No we didn't *pause* ok we may have put a hat on her *pause* and the carrot, but she's still a witch"

"she turned me into a newt"  *pause*

"A newt?"

"I got better though"

"Burn her anyway, yeah burn her"

"Gentlemen, gentlemen, what do you do with witches"

"You burn them"

"And why do witches burn"

"Because they're made of wood"

"Good, good, so if witches burn because they're made of wood, how do we tell if she's a witch"

"make a bridge out of her"

"ah, but can't you also make bridges out of stone"

"Gentleman, what happens when you throw wood into water"

"it floats"

"good, and what also floats"

"Apples, food, really small stones"

"A duck"

BaVB wrote:

Did you see that man just fall out of that window?

Must be a board meeting.