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#1 2007-12-23 15:53:32
- sproutgiant
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A unique project, but I need your help.
No, i dont need help with coding, so I wasnt sure which forum to post this in. I need Jokes! Yes, jokes! Your name will be given for credit, but i need jokes. and TONS of them! For the sake of a really cool project, help!!!
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#3 2007-12-23 18:33:35
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
see, its going to be a box, with like, a button that says a bunch of joks, so i need lots of lines, so it isn't repeditive.
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#4 2007-12-23 19:27:25
- relyt12101
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
Because they only said, "Bach, bach, bach"!
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#6 2007-12-23 20:26:34
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
lol, thanks you 2, i'll add them right away!
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#7 2007-12-23 20:55:18
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
relyt12101, im afraid I can't accept your joke, for the younger ones won't understand it.
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#10 2007-12-23 23:08:51
Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
why did the chicken cross the road? well why wouldnt he
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#11 2007-12-23 23:21:15
- NobodyKnowsNorune
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
what is the difference between a 200 dead kids and a car
I don't have a car in my basement
My name is Riley I ride a unicycle
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#13 2007-12-24 01:46:01
- MyRedNeptune
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
sproutgiant wrote:
relyt12101, im afraid I can't accept your joke, for the younger ones won't understand it.
What a pity, it was my favorite one.
I have a few:
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens haven't evolved yet!
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A: No, you should eat your fingers seperately.
Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retails store.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time each morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
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#14 2007-12-24 23:25:43
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Jman720, no, i won'y add yours, but MyRedNeptune, thanks, i think i will use all of them, lol.
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#16 2007-12-25 16:52:01
Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
sproutgiant wrote:
see, its going to be a box, with like, a button that says a bunch of joks, so i need lots of lines, so it isn't repeditive.
If that is suposed to mean it is not long enough, half the joks are the same length, and that is not a fair thing!!!
Solve for x
2+3+2+(-9)+1x+2x=7
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#18 2007-12-27 17:32:04
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Jman720 wrote:
sproutgiant wrote:
see, its going to be a box, with like, a button that says a bunch of joks, so i need lots of lines, so it isn't repeditive.
If that is suposed to mean it is not long enough, half the joks are the same length, and that is not a fair thing!!!
No... that is what the project will be like, and I won't ad your jokes, there not very funny.
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#19 2007-12-27 17:57:50
Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
sproutgiant wrote:
No... that is what the project will be like, and I won't ad your jokes, there not very funny.
Mabey if you had a sense of humor you'd under stand them, or mabey think they were funny.
Last edited by Jman720 (2007-12-27 17:59:51)
Solve for x
2+3+2+(-9)+1x+2x=7
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#20 2008-01-03 15:12:50
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Jman720 wrote:
sproutgiant wrote:
No... that is what the project will be like, and I won't ad your jokes, there not very funny.
Mabey if you had a sense of humor you'd under stand them, or mabey think they were funny.
Or perhaps you could buy a dictionary and look up the meaning of humor, as well as work on your spelling.
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#21 2008-01-04 11:55:56
- MyRedNeptune
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Ok don't start a fight people.
I know what you're thinking! "Neptune! Get rid of those filthy advertisements and give us back the Zarathustra siggy, you horrible person!" Well, don't worry about it, the Zara siggy will be back soon, new and improved! ^^ Meanwhile, just do what the sig tells you to. >.>Offline
#22 2008-01-05 23:18:15
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
the 'back-and-forthies stop here, but i still lneed jokes!!!!!
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#23 2008-01-19 14:21:02
- sproutgiant
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Re: A unique project, but I need your help.
Come on People! HELP!
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