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#1 2009-11-20 18:21:42
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Hey, people of the world. Post Your funny or not funny poems here! Before you post it, Tell us what type of poem it is.
Basic poems:
Haiku-first line 5 sylables, second line 7 sylables, third line 5 sylables. dosen't have to rhyme or have any rythym at all, but it IS considered a poem.
Limerick-first, second and fifth lines rhyme and third and fourth lines rhyme, but with a different word.
Whatever-Any other normal poem!
Have fun and I will check this so don't spam, curse, suggest any thing negative, or insult anyone.
Last edited by CharlieAZ (2009-11-20 18:21:58)
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#2 2009-11-20 18:40:24
- cheddargirl
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Hey CharlieAZ, the 'Show and Tell' forums are for showing and telling about Scratch Projects only. This topic seems to be better suited for the 'Inspiration and More' forums. I'll be moving it there. 
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#3 2009-11-20 20:22:08
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I will write an acrostic poem...
Fluttering butterflies
Lilac
Oh my, it's so pretty
Wow
Eek! It looks gross next to the flower
Rose
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#7 2009-11-24 08:25:07
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Flowers are quite nice,
With their many different kinds,
And their cool colors.
Haiku :3
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#10 2009-11-24 17:12:59
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I didn't write this, but it's still a good poem 
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
Edit: I felt like doing a poem like this
Last night,
at 9:00am,
A bank was robbed,
Of 3 chocolate bars.
Just ask the blind man,
He saw it all,
The alarms we're very loud,
So says the deaf man.
If you know anything about this unjustified crime,
Please sit at home, and do nothing at all,
There's a £1000 reward, for all your help,
But please remember, entry to the police station is £2000.
Lock your house,
And leave the front door open,
But please don't worry,
This crime is every reason to panic.
Last edited by 06dknibbs (2009-11-24 18:39:48)
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#11 2009-11-24 17:19:56
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CharlieAZ wrote:
webgal15 wrote:
Flowers are quite nice,
With their many different kinds,
And their cool colors.
Haiku :3Why are you so addicted to flowers?
I'm not, I just find that flowers are a good subject for poems. :3
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#12 2009-11-24 17:38:48
- Lucario621
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CharlieAZ wrote:
Dang, Haikus are hard
How will I ever write one?
Well, that was easy!
06dknibbs wrote:
I wrote a Haiku,
Well, at least I think I did,
It was rather fun.
Very funny ones!
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#13 2009-11-24 17:49:27
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06dknibbs wrote:
I didn't write this, but it's still a good poem
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
XD
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#14 2009-11-24 17:51:47
- demosthenes
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Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
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#16 2009-12-10 00:08:50
- blackgirlcat
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In this forest, I will be.
Under this bright apple tree.
When you find me, I will hide.
And i'll be hiding by your side.
In this forest, I will be.
On the other side of this apple tree.
I made this without knowing it. Most poems I make are truly sad.
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#17 2009-12-10 00:14:46
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When I paint, this illusion comes.
It covers the scenery.
It covers the brush.
But worst of all, it covers the world.
The painting I draw will infact come true.
I just wish that it wouldn't.
Because in this painting, I'm not next to you.
In this painting, you are not.
I neither laughing, nor smiling is somehow at peace.
When you left, I grew up, and now it's time to say good bye.
Not all poems have to rhyme and I just remembered that lol.
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#18 2009-12-10 00:17:50
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Even though you are not here.
I still enjoy to laugh and cheer.
Even though you're not by my side.
I somehow learned how to be wise.
Even though I can't see your smile.
Mine will shine past many miles.
Even though I am at peace.
I will miss you, but not live my life in grief.
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#19 2009-12-10 00:20:03
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Stories are so happy now.
But what if it's true, just somehow.
What if the wind is really sweet.
What if a giant is really petite.
What if the sky can turn brown.
I don't know but it can be found.
What if the sea would laugh one day.
I think that it could but it'd be blown away.
Into the breeze the sea would be.
But if it returned, how happy i'd be.
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#20 2009-12-10 00:22:05
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The forest, the ocean, the world so wide.
But throughout the whole world,
Someone won't be at your side.
May it be family, friend, or pet.
May it be doctor, teacher, or vet.
Even though they used to be.
Now it's over.
As it should always be.
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#21 2009-12-10 00:24:21
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In the night the devil cries.
Through the day it laughes and whines.
When it's sad it will destroy all in it's way.
When it's happy it'll come out and play.
The devil though tough, and evil may be.
Has a heart of gold just like you and me.
(Too bad he hasn't found it yet )
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#22 2009-12-10 00:27:34
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When music plays. What do you feel?
Happy? Sad? Or Joyful?
When someone sings. What would you do?
Yell? Listen? Enjoy?
When someone dies. What shall you do?
Cry? Laugh? Sob?
When you're not here. What do I do?
Regret the mistakes? Apoligize? Or live a doubtful life?
(The decision's up to you and you alone. )
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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#23 2009-12-10 00:31:33
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Why do you laugh?
Why do you cry?
Why do you hurt?
Why do you sigh?
Why do you smile?
Why do you twirl?
Why do you live?
Why do you swirl?
All the questions in your mind.
Might be these same questions at the same time.
When you look at these you will see.
Just what's happening with both you and me.
We're both doubtful, we're both alike.
We're both heavy, we're both light.
But when you ask these simple questions,
Things might change in all directons.
No matter how different, or alike.
This matter is the same. To love, or to like.
Hello signature readers.
May you have a nice day. Forever. And ever. Goodbye.
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