Scratch

 

∞! is still more than that!

MUAHAHAHA!

This is getting off topic....

Last edited by cocoanut (2009-11-24 19:32:21)

TheSaint wrote:

cocoanut wrote:

Well, I read ∞! an hour. That's a lot.

I can read 100,000,000 pages in an hour. I define a page as 1 tenth of a letter.

Lol. I can read at... 100 miles per hour (lol wrong measurement)

The-Whiz wrote:

floatingmagictree wrote:

The-Whiz wrote:

7th...

J'yes.....

I was too lazy to type out something difficult.

So you haven't done Geometry yet... (Unless you're a grade ahead in math, like me) Which means you don't know proofs... I don't like proofs...

oh. my. god. I hate proofs so much! they are so annoying and just... grr. yeah that is all i have to say about proofs.

TheSaint wrote:

funkymonkey wrote:

The-Whiz wrote:

So you haven't done Geometry yet... (Unless you're a grade ahead in math, like me) Which means you don't know proofs... I don't like proofs...

oh. my. god. I hate proofs so much! they are so annoying and just... grr. yeah that is all i have to say about proofs.

My teacher told me this. Apparently, in some math a couple steps above calculus, you have to prove why 2+2=4. Imagine that.

My math teacher proved that 2+2=5.

2+2

2 - 3 - 4
   ^   ^
   1  + 1 =2
IT DOES = 4
Your teachers a looney

pinochio wrote:

scmb1 wrote:

TheSaint wrote:

My teacher told me this. Apparently, in some math a couple steps above calculus, you have to prove why 2+2=4. Imagine that.

My math teacher proved that 2+2=5.

Now Im interested. How is 2 plus 2 5?

Let a=2 and b=3.
Then, a+b=5.

Multiply both sides by 2a-5.
2a^2-5a+2ab-5b=10a-25

Add 5b-5a to both sides.
2a^2-10a+2ab=5a=5b-25

Factor.
2a(a-5+b)=5(a+b-5)

Divide both sides by (a-5+b)
2a= 5

So, 2+2=5

This is my 234th post!

Last edited by scmb1 (2009-11-25 14:34:54)

The-Whiz wrote:

scmb1 wrote:

pinochio wrote:

Now Im interested. How is 2 plus 2 5?

Let a=2 and b=3.
Then, a+b=5.
Multiply both sides by 2a-5.
Add 5b-5a to both sides.
Factor.
Divide both sides by (a-5+b)

Try it.

This is my 234th post!

Yeah, but there is a problem with that equation... You are dividing by 0 in the "Divide both sides by (a-5+b)" line. Sorry to give it away...

Ya... But you have to admit, it's pretty cool. (Plus you can trick your friends with it) 

2+2=Cheeseburger. Why? Look below.

1+1/sq. root of Tasty*Yum+2=....Cheeseburger!!!!!

shamrocker wrote:

3rd XD

Somebody is in a younger grade than me. It's the end of the internet, isn't it?

webgal15 wrote:

shamrocker wrote:

3rd XD

Somebody is in a younger grade than me. It's the end of the internet, isn't it?

I don't get it

pinochio wrote:

scmb1 wrote:

TheSaint wrote:

My teacher told me this. Apparently, in some math a couple steps above calculus, you have to prove why 2+2=4. Imagine that.

My math teacher proved that 2+2=5.

Now Im interested. How is 2 plus 2 5?

Yes, 2+2+5 (Just don't know how.)

100codelyoko wrote:

pinochio wrote:

scmb1 wrote:

My math teacher proved that 2+2=5.

Now Im interested. How is 2 plus 2 5?

Yes, 2+2+5 (Just don't know how.)

Wrong
2+2+5 = 9

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