This is a creativity topic: you can post anything, as long as it fits the following template.
I [blank] [blank] because [blank]
Obviously, you should fill in the blanks with words. It's sort of like Mad Libs.
Oh, and reality? Pah! I do not care about reality. Be as unrealistic as you like.
List of examples:
I laugh at my computer because it only speaks Binary.
I smacked my pencil because its pointiness was annoying me.
I exploded because somebody snuck C4 into my Rice Krispies this morning.
Get it?
Hall of Fame and/or Awesomeness:
[currently, this is a void. you may be able to change that.]
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I will throw darts at dora because she is evil
PROOF:
Scary...
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I will throw a cake at Arceus because he is no match for meh!
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I eat the scratch cat because I cannot make a furball and
Mood rings are cheesy becasue I decided to lick a gummi bear
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I am an epic win because I am me, I rock, I like ham,
and I have a really cool star on the walk of fame:
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I deleted Windows ME and Vista because they are up to no good...
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I eat the world because I can't find dora, she's evil and she needs to be eaten.
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