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Hiya. I love Fawful, and this is a tribute. I played through all the games he appeared in, but I haven't gotten Bowser's Inside Story quite finished.

I have fury!

Then you are idiots of foolishness!

Princess Peach's voice will be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!

And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!

Have you readiness for this?

Now is the time my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!

St-standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... My nerves are nervous!

The true meaning of our battle gives me fear and confusion!

I need no long speech before this battle, which shall be mighty! Snack on my wrath fink-rats!

I must accept the defeating!

Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you!

Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a kid who is stupid!

In the last moments of the finale of the finale when relief leads to neglience that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!

I say to WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!

In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!

All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!

What are you wanting?

I have badges. Such badges! Bring beans! BEANS!

The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.

Bean symbols like this are marking all bean sports.

You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!

Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!

You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.

If you get many beans, you get many badges at this place, Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!

I have anger and pity...

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