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#1 2009-09-24 20:23:18
- samurai768
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- Registered: 2009-07-21
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The Funniest Things You've Heard At School
Post the funniest things you've heard at school and rate them!
Dont forget to say what you were doing.
Rate mine!
So we were reading our books when the teacher said to stop. The teacher said "Im going to go get some more copies of the homework. Until then, just talk amongst yourselfs." Now ben was a funny kid that was always doing hilarious stuff.
ben wrote:
Okay, Ill talk amongst myself.
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
Pink Pink Yellow Blue
And then the teacher came back. (the teacher was also very funny and liked to joke around.)
The Teacher wrote:
Ben what heck are you doing?
ben wrote:
Just talking to myself... Oh wait wait i meant to put amongst...somewhere...in there...
The teacher wrote:
Oops! I forgot my keys in the copier room. 5 more minutes to talk!
And then we all heard:
ben wrote:
Pink Orange Yellow Blue...
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#2 2009-09-25 17:37:45
#3 2009-09-25 17:52:15
- floatingmagictree
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- Registered: 2008-10-21
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Re: The Funniest Things You've Heard At School
Okay there were these two kids passing notes in class so the teacher took it and read it. It went something like this:
You're a ****
No, you are!
******!!
why don't you **** your'e ******** ******* mom!
The best part is that the teacher read it out loud in front of us, no censors.
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#4 2009-09-25 18:09:59
Re: The Funniest Things You've Heard At School
As a joke, my friend said,
Christain wrote:
Your so fat, every time you turn, it's your b-day!
I said, "True, true." We burst out laughing.
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#5 2009-09-25 18:38:11
- Half-Wolf-Leader
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Re: The Funniest Things You've Heard At School
My friends were passing notes to each other, when they got caught. As usual, the teacher told them to read it aloud. They refused and the teacher took the note and read it.
It read something along the lines of 'hello colonel cluster-****!'
The teacher folded the note and told the class that this would be tomorrow's warm-up.
Note: Colonel Cluster-**** is the joke nickname of one of my friends.
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#6 2009-09-29 22:55:17
- sciencegal78
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- Registered: 2009-09-21
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Re: The Funniest Things You've Heard At School
we were having swim lessons at school and a boy called jack forgot his togs. his mum came and knocked on the door.
"hi pumpkin" said jacks mum.
"mum?" said jack.
"got your togs" said the mum. she lifted up a pair of speedoes. (the ones that look like undies)
the whole class cracked up!
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