Once upon a time there were three unicorns. They were vain and drank a potion which mad their horns longer.
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Once upon a time there were three unicorns. They were vain and drank a potion which mad their horns longer. But it made their horns so much longer that it poked everyone so everyone hated the unicorns. One of the unicorns was named Fred.
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Fred the unicorn liked to play ding-dong ditch, until the day he ding-dong-ditched a grumpy old man, who preceeded to mount Fred's head on his wall. All the other unicorns seeked revenge.
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