Scratch

This is the ultimate forum game. What you must do is:

1. Give a reason why the person above you should be banned.
2. Ask if you're famous and say whether the person above you is famous.
3. Throw something at the next user
4. Submit a paradox and rate the user's above you (one of my forum games)
5. Do an alphabet story (First user: A () Second user - big () Third user - cat)
6. Play The Person Below Me

If you have any more ones you want submitted, then tell me. To be allowed to be in this game they have to have over 500 replies (with the exception of my game).

The games are from the following people: MyRedNeptune, iamprk, dav09, WeirdF, ihaveamac.

This is me going, so whoever is next, reply to this:

1. Can't do this, there's no one above me
2. Am I famous?
3. I throw a Nintendo DS game filled with sour custard at the next user
4. The following sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism
6. The person below me would vote republican.

Note: This is not an attempt to overthrow everyone's forum games and claim the whole topic for myself, although that is delightfully evil.