Scratch

35. If you try to delete the Scratch Cat sprite, he will drag you into Scratch as a sprite of you eating your foot.

37. Opening Scratch causes your computer to self-destruct and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the back of the face.

39. The 'set to' block says "make me!"

Last edited by weswesrock (2009-09-19 19:43:21)

41. When using the forums, text repeatedly vanishes 

43. Having 2k posts bans you for "posting too much information"

45. You can love a project, but not favorite it at the same time

47. Every hour, you have to feed your sprites. If you don't, then an error message comes up:
Error: pikelet not round. Please fry again.

49: All sprites turn into a single dot. If you give the dot a script, your computer crashes.
50: All error messages vanish before they tell you what's wrong!

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147. The "save" button and "exit" button switch.
298. When you delete the Scratch Cat, you can hear infenal screaming.
5693. When you click the file menu, a colorful gobo dances on the screen.
42. If you actually manage to upload something, it uploads it 10000 times.

57: Using a Wii to go on to the site will brick your Wii.
58: Every time you try to save a project and try to open it again, it turns your speakers on full blast and Rick Rolls you.

61:If you type anything in, it will have a message saying: "What does that mean!?!?"
and if you click "ok" it will say "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY OK!?!?"

62: If you draw a sprite, then the computer would stick to you and self-destruct!!!!
63: If you add 2 3-digit numbers, it would say "You will meet your DOOM!!!!!!!!!!" and then it would show a bunch of scratch cats!!!!

64: The program itself costs $800, but it comes with a free 10-day trial with limited blocks and a grayed out save button. Once the 10 days are up, the screen gets filled with one big button saying "buy scratch" that makes it impossible to use your computer until you buy it.

65: Pressing the exit button takes you through 5 minutes of "Are you sure you want to exit Scratch?" messages.

66: There is a limit of 100 scripts in a project. Once you exceed that number, you get a message saying "You are programming too well", with two buttons: "Remove Scratch from your hard drive" and "Buy Adobe Flash (and remove Scratch from your hard drive)".

67: Your account gets deleted if you are inactive for an hour.

68: You can get banned for breathing.

69: If you don't like a project, the sprites used in it make you watch/play the project for a week or more (depending on how much you hated it) until you like it.

70: Once every week, you must kneel in front of the computer and worship the Scratch cat.

(that was a lot...)