i grab the pebble and then smash it on concrete.
A Hunter is chasing you!
I move out of the way but then watch as the log follows me and run into a tree which turned out to be the logs friend so it replants itself next to the tree that was its friend but then the tree that was the logs friend reaches out and punches the log tree and it falls down and crushes me.
A_________is chasing you!
You think nothing happened but then you slowly fall into unconciousness.
I clap and cheer because its racing another dragster.
A martianshark is chasing you.
I put a giant pie in his way and leave.
A spaceship is chasing you, while firing lasers that conveniently miss.
I take over the castle and become the ruler
now my jumping castle is after you.
I use the Awesome smiley and win.
Spartain that says "THIS IS SPARTA!" is chasing you.
I jump on him, then kick him into goombas.
the easter bunny is chasing you with gernades.
I sit on his lap and ask him for a fourth smash bros for christmas.
metaknight is chasing you.
I use Odor Eaters on it and it dies.
A noob with an RPG is chasing you!
I turn him Anti clockwise.
Luigi is chasing you