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I would have a lovely tea party with him as we whatch all of the users that posted gory posts on this topic being slowly shredded to pieces one by one in a tank with a dozen hungry crocodiles and piranhas. and one maniac with a chainsaw.
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Five words: Use something I acually have
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I would ask him to stop singing and ask him to give me the money to repair the wall. If he doesn't, I just kick him out. If he does, I just tell him to exit through the door and go bother someone else. Why I don't kill him? Because someone else would do it anyways.
By the way, I don't mind him that much. The early episodes of his show were actually good for young children. Then he just went downhill and fell in a pit of crocodiles.
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Yeah, he's creepy. Have you ever seen him do a conga line? *shudders*
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I'd probably beat him to death with some random item from my kitchen realistically
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Like a pie tin?
LOL
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How about a dish towel? (XD that would be more like punching him)
I'd grab a frying pan just in case he charges at you.
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I'd tell him that that he can live in my brother's room for as long as he wants to.
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prairieprincess wrote:
I'd get a gun and sing, "I hate you, you hate me, I tied Barney to a tree, Shoot him with a .64 No more purple dinosaur! Joy to the world, that Barney's dead. We barbecued his head! Don't worry about the body. We flushed it down the potty. And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes, and round and round and round it goes!" Then I'd shoot him.
LOL I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!
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or 3: One word: DIE! *Pulls out heavy machine gun and shoots Barney's head off* or 4: I play a game of checkers against him but he keeps dancing on the board whenever he gets one of my pieces so I shoot him.
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I'd sing along. YAY!!!!!
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i would be like "*" lol
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