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throughthefire · 2009-09-04 22:31:48

Go to Cleverbot.com it is one of the best sites ever! You can have a conversation with the computer! One of my funny conversations goes like this:

Me: Hi, Computer Program!

Cleverbot: You are a Computer Program?

Me: No, you are

Cleverbot: Obvious denial, that's sad.

Go there and post your funny conversations here!

dev1995 · 2009-09-04 23:21:18

Me: How many logs could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: If a woodchuck could chuck Chuck, it would chuck Chuck at another woodchuck. If Chuck could chuck a woodchuck's wood then the woodchuck would get its wood chucked.

throughthefire · 2009-09-05 00:04:55

Was that a real conversation with cleverbot?

Blade-Edge · 2009-09-05 00:16:25

It's really wierd
I've seen some sites using this, then I'm like "Oh @!#$#" when they respond back like a human after I swear at them and call them bots.
Brb, goin to the site.

throughthefire · 2009-09-05 00:17:55

The replies can be funny!

Blade-Edge · 2009-09-05 00:23:26

I think I broke it with my awesomeness. It won't respond and I keep getting error 500 Lol

adriangl · 2009-09-05 00:44:55

How do you use it?

throughthefire · 2009-09-05 00:46:42

Type something into the box. Sometimes it answers, sometimes it doesn't.

adriangl · 2009-09-05 00:48:43

Nevermind. I got it figured out.

Parr0t · 2009-09-05 01:55:30

I told it that it was * and it said Yes.

deatheater · 2009-09-05 04:30:53

Elbot's better, look it up in google

Imic · 2009-09-05 10:33:41

ive done this on bored.com, except it was called an oliverbot.

iamrpk · 2009-09-05 10:47:02

Me: Hi!
Computer: They say you are a cleverbot.
Me: I am.
Computer: Can you prove it?
Me: Yes.
Computer: Then go ahead.
Me: No.

Imic · 2009-09-05 10:53:40

iamrpk wrote:
Me: Hi!
Computer: They say you are a cleverbot.
Me: I am.
Computer: Can you prove it?
Me: Yes.
Computer: Then go ahead.
Me: No.

lol

iamrpk · 2009-09-05 11:00:36

Imic wrote:
iamrpk wrote:
Me: Hi!
Computer: They say you are a cleverbot.
Me: I am.
Computer: Can you prove it?
Me: Yes.
Computer: Then go ahead.
Me: No.
lol

Here's another one:

Me: Want to be friends?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
M: Hi.
C: Hi how are you?
M: Good.
C: How old are you?
M: 10.
C: Wow, I am 65 and a half!
M: Cool.
C: Are you?
M: I have to go.
C: Or why?
M: I don’t know.
C: How don't you know???
M: I don't know.
C: What do you like?
M: Pie.

Then the computer stopped talking lol XD

Parr0t · 2009-09-05 11:05:02

You can be 65 and half a year old, but your age can't be 65 and a half. This robot's obviously been programmed to talk like an idiot if your under some age limit.

iamrpk · 2009-09-05 11:05:53

Parr0t wrote:
...This robot's obviously been programmed to talk like an idiot if your under some age limit.

LOL XD

Parr0t · 2009-09-05 11:07:58

I'm 87 and trust me. After 40 you'll never get enthusiastic enough to say you're age is whatever and a half.

wiimaster · 2009-09-05 11:24:49

deatheater wrote:
Elbot's better, look it up in google

ya i know... i was just talking to him a minute ago

filo5 · 2009-09-05 11:31:58

Me & Cleverbot wrote:
How many logs could Chuck Norris chuck if Large Hadrone Collider is running?
I don't know twelwe?
O RLY?
Ya Rly.

You're weird. Turing test = 50%
Oops.
Don't worry, it will certainly get better.
It'd better. Or I'm leaving.

Apparently you've misunderstood me; I was asking you about your programmers.
No you weren't.

Fun!

throughthefire · 2009-09-05 11:42:21

Actually, Elbot is better than Cleverbot!

joeisawesome · 2009-09-05 13:58:42

It never responds to me...

technoguyx · 2009-09-05 17:19:23

Just be careful when chatting to it, since it learns from it's users it can learn to swear. I don't mind some swearwords but since Scratch is a kids' community it may be not appropiate for them.

deatheater · 2009-09-05 17:49:26

I didn't mean for this to happen with Elbot, keep that in mind

Elbot:Great! I'll pass the word around and soon there will be hundreds of buses, all filled with robots, streaming into New York.

I seriously didn't mean for that to happen XD

Scratch

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