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#1 2009-09-03 23:10:29
Make your own religion!
Um, the title says it all! The everyday religions are boring, so why not make our own? Maybe our religion will become widley known, no one knows...
BTW, don't make fun of people/religions on this topic!
[u]Elementalism[/u
Elementalism is a religion based on the fact that there are elemental spirits, for example, a fire spirit could be aa dragon, a water spirit could be a sea serpent, a plant spirit could be a tree, and so on. I might add more later.
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#3 2009-09-03 23:14:44
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Re: Make your own religion!
The Religion of DotsandStripes.
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#5 2009-09-03 23:17:44
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There are also some pretty nasty minor cults and religions I've looked into. A lot of religion is fascinating, but it can get boring. However there are some seriously creepy ones out there.
I'm not sure but I believe a kitsune is what you'd call a fox / trickster animal in Japan.
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#6 2009-09-03 23:18:55
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Daedra (play elder scrolls to find out what that is)
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#7 2009-09-03 23:44:51
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Spiritism is like christianity, only there is no jesus and the god is a spirit named Errias. Who sacrificed herself to become the planet "Errias" and is circling and protecting the planet and it's inhabitants as an aura.
Altima Embuism is like Spiritism only It's worshoping the man-made goddess Altima. Who was made as an ultimate weapon yet was sealed away inside a body that she killed. Whoever posses the seal (or the heart of the host) is claimed to be the leader of the Altima society. They are basically abunch of crazy goons who always kill people who get in the way of there plans for an Altima kingdom.
Copied from the Atheism thread. It's the religions in my non-published stories.
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#9 2009-09-04 22:22:42
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Triangularism.
With three major figures,
The Green Triangle
Creates stuff.
The Decider
Decides important stuff.
The King of the Universe
Makes the laws. Like physics.
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#11 2009-09-05 00:19:03
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Because we don't wanna bring more lies onto Scratch Or truths. However that seems unprobable, but I need to say that so more fighting isn't started
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#12 2009-09-05 11:58:58
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Facepalmism: You facepalm on failed Topics.
BTW *Facepalm*
Everyone's argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid.
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#14 2009-09-05 12:37:33
Re: Make your own religion!
ananamous wrote:
Spaghetti Monster Religion =]. If you don't worship the spaghetti monster like your supposed to, the Spaghetti Monster will eat you =].
That's Pastafarianism.
Deadra worshipping depends, as there are tons of different Daedra, you mean worshipping one like Azura or one like Sheogorath?
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#15 2009-09-05 16:38:10
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Oh well. I guess I have to bring my Jedi Bible here (it's still unwritten, but I seriously like Star Wars).
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#16 2009-09-05 16:57:48
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FMTworship-ism. True belief that FMT is the creator of everything and is twice as epic for Chuck Norris.
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#17 2009-09-05 16:58:56
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floatingmagictree wrote:
FMTworship-ism. True belief that FMT is the creator of everything and is twice as epic for Chuck Norris.
I wonder who does that religion >.> Except for you lol A lot of people on scratch are Self centered these days...
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#18 2009-09-05 17:00:42
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RobotKitty wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
FMTworship-ism. True belief that FMT is the creator of everything and is twice as epic for Chuck Norris.
I wonder who does that religion >.> Except for you lol A lot of people on scratch are Self centered these days...
Are you new to the United States?
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#19 2009-09-05 17:07:09
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floatingmagictree wrote:
RobotKitty wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
FMTworship-ism. True belief that FMT is the creator of everything and is twice as epic for Chuck Norris.
I wonder who does that religion >.> Except for you lol A lot of people on scratch are Self centered these days...
Are you new to the United States?
No? Why... Oh yeah like EVERYONE is self centered. I hate those people. I was born in the US and never left it in my life.
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#20 2009-09-05 17:07:58
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RobotKitty wrote:
floatingmagictree wrote:
RobotKitty wrote:
I wonder who does that religion >.> Except for you lol A lot of people on scratch are Self centered these days...Are you new to the United States?
No? Why... Oh yeah like EVERYONE is self centered. I hate those people. I was born in the US and never left it in my life.
No, that's an internet meme that I've been wanting to say since forever.
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#21 2009-09-05 17:30:02
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Oh great. I'm not self centred! I'm selfish - it's a difference.
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#22 2009-09-05 19:07:17
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Both are horrible. Those people only care for one thing- Themself. I think most people i know hate show offs XD So Show offs/Self centered/Selfish or whatever you want to call it won't get far in the Friendship side of life. Except for other Selfish/Show offs/Selfish people or whatever.
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#23 2009-09-05 19:33:16
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djm111 wrote:
ananamous wrote:
Spaghetti Monster Religion =]. If you don't worship the spaghetti monster like your supposed to, the Spaghetti Monster will eat you =].
That's Pastafarianism.
Deadra worshipping depends, as there are tons of different Daedra, you mean worshipping one like Azura or one like Sheogorath?
meh... we can have both.
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#24 2009-09-06 07:58:21
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I think somebody made up something about the giant spaghetti monster. Or is it actually a religion?
Make a religion:
No. I will not.
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#25 2009-09-06 08:58:51
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Yeah juststickman, that's pastafarianism.
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