it falls on me, and i am crushed!
An ace of spades. (Card)
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bashes head on tv
a lego!
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a forum post? reads them all! then computer flashes off and i get a seizure and crash into a wall.
the power button on a computer!
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i would eat it, then get sick from his evilness, then die of vomiting too much... yah
peanut butter.
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The banana would come, and I'd commit suicide
a dog
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He bites off my right hand, and since I'm right-handed, I don't want to live anymore and jump out of a tree.
A spongy room under constant supervision by medical professionals.
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can't breathe, choke
international prototype kilogram
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Well, it just LOOKS like the international-what-ever-its-called, but its actually a bomb! BOOM! X_X
I don't know if you've heard of this scratch user before, but im sending the next user DARKRAIWORLD!!
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I jump off a cliff. He's just a user.
An iTouch.
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I spend so much time with it that I starve, or get extremely dehydrated.
I give you a stinky school building infested with disinfected rats.
You wonder what I gave you? I did give you something.
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I BONK MY HEAD ON THE WALL 10000000000000 TIMES TILL I FAINT AND DIE
Doody (good one!)
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i forcibly ram the doody down my throat so i die
A bucket (think whats the expression uses when people die)
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i fill the bucket with water and i put my head in it, upside down and die.
Hmmm... keep it "G"rated suicide? I'm giving the next user, a nail! ^_^
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Uses the nail to hammer through his hand onto thhe wall he hangs and dies
(you were supposed to "kick the bucket")
A trout is your weapon
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I eat the trout uncooked/raw, bones and all! And because there are squemish people online, lets skip what happens next.
I'm sending the next user a wii!
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I commit suicide by condemming myself to play carnival games for 10 hours straight
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HEY! send me an item!!!
Oh well, i guess i'll send a celebrity gossip magazine!!
..Not that i read them or anything
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* dies cause of scandal*
a pocket calculator
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I type a calculation that's so complicated, that it blows up and kills me.
A space shuttle.
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i jump in and fly straight into the sun
A noob
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