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and kicked a toy into the storm drain. The storm drain flew into the ocean. A whale found the toy and ate it. Then it blew the toy onto a beach. A little boy buried it in the sand. Then the mayor was walking down the beach and tripped. He fell face first right on to the toy. Then he had to go to the hospital because the toy was embedded into his forehead. He asked his brother, Bob, to run the town for him. Then Bob took over the State, then Country, then the world, so that's how Bob became ruler of the world.


A piece of lint fell down the drain...

Last edited by throughthefire (2009-08-23 11:54:47)

Ill go by a chicken crossed the road in the example

A chicken crossed the road and ate an apple, then got ran over by a truck on the next road, and spit out the apple and hit an antropaneur. The antropaneur tripped on the apple and went to the hospital. The doctor that was suppose to do surgery on the antropaneurs leg was out of town so they called a Monkey to do surgery on the patient. The monkey messed up the antropaneur's body, and then sued the moneky's owner. The monkey's owner didn't have a lawyer so they hired a random cab driver. When the cab driver drove into court, he honked at the monkey's owner and the honk was heard across town by an old lady. The old lady fainted and was taken to the hospital by the old lady's son, the fireman. At the hospital the fireman had to go to a fire and he said to the old lady; "Ill be right back," So the fireman drove to the fire on grove street. He rescued the merchant in his inflamed shop. So then, the merchant went to the hospital. So the merchant called his brother, the construction worker to build him a new shop. And the construction worker did. But then the construction worker quit his job as a construction worker and became a merchant like his brother. The new merchant became a rich owner of a chain of shops called Construction-Mart. And one of the workers of Contruction-Mart, was a guy named Tim. Tim accednently gave a costumer a free wrench by not wringing the wrench up. So Tim got fired. Tim's cousin, Bob tried to cheer Tim up by starting his own chain of shops, "BOB-Mart". BOB-Mart was also instantly successful and soon, there was a BOB-Mart oppening every 5 hours. Then, BOB-Mart became a combined fast-food restaurant and a BOB-Mart--"BOB-World!" Bob World! got so big, everyone who was anyone shopped, and ate at BOB-World!. Next thing you know, people were bowing down to Bob and soon, he took over the world, now, BOB-World. Wait, let me refrase that. He took over with BOB-World. That's how Bob became ruler of the world.    super long!

Nice! How about this one:

Scratch was invented...

Ummmmmmmmm...

A man fell off a building...

*bump*

Alright, how about this?

So a guy trips on a sidewalk, and Bob runs along to help him. The guy is actually the president and while he recovers he'll help Bob run for president. Bob lived in Arizona, so the election was held by the Grand Canyon. The other person running against Bob was Billy Bob Joe and He got 999,999,999 votes while Bob got 200,000,001 votes. But, then Billy Bob Joe tripped over his shoe laces and fell into the Grand Canyon. So, because of that, Bob became president. But he wanted more power. He ordered the army to fire an A-Bomb in the Atlantic Ocean. Because it was so powerful, it destroyed South America, Asia, Lots of Europe, Africa, And over 50% of North America. Because there were so little people, they couldn't form a rebellion against Bob. So that's how Bob became ruler of the world. All because the president tripped and fell on a sidewalk.
Pretty good, no?

You can try it too.
So a guy trips on a sidewalk...

and he eats the magic indigo monkey guacamole. People from indiana jones crown him queen of the US. He says,"I should be king, not QUEEN! Im a boy duh!"As an apology, they crowned him king of the world.
And thats how Bob became queen of the US, and king of the world.

and runs over Bob. Bob sues the guy, gets run over and sues again, and again, and again, untill he has fifteen billion dollars, then he buys the whole world. And thats how Bob took over the world.