Scratch

well mine would be :s

you get on the front page of scratch, but you get a lot of hate coments

  i could burn people

you get a giant delicious cake but... you get fat

you get a pet monkey but... it ate your pet dog

You get turned into a Weegee.

  I'm one of those people who doesn't care about being called a nerd, geek, etc. I'm ecstatically happy with getting a A.

You get a pet dog but you become allergic to dog dander.

cheddargirl wrote:

  I'm one of those people who doesn't care about being called a nerd, geek, etc. I'm ecstatically happy with getting a A.

You get a pet dog but you become allergic to dog dander.

You meet Princess Peach in person.

you get famous but the paparazzi swarms around u like bees and marks your every move

uhhh isnt that some video game character? well i dunno 

you make millions of friends but u lose your best friend

  she/he wouldnt be my favorite no more!

you make millions of dollars but you have to give half of it away to your worst enemy

whats a cannibal? lol

you get a billion dollars but you cant spend any of it 

Your project gets flagged for false reasons, by noobs who are jealous of your work.

D: you cant buy anything

you make the best project on scratch but the internet crashes forever