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sit on your test and say you didn't get one. then, buy a train ticket to alabam while the teacher is gone,say "adios peoplez",leave,get on your train,and run a taco stand.50 years later,mve to norway,buy a garden gnome,make it your king,exclaim"THE ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IS 42!" fly to the moon, say "I WIN!" fall off the moon,land in a matress factory truck,return to your school when your 48,say"remember me?"to your teacher,watch him spaz out,then live your life without that exam.

eat your test, then say: someone ate my test! then say "eww you smell!" to the teacher, then say random gibberish to make your teacher madder, then pretend to get a phone call, then say "bye I gotta go home!"

Last edited by darkgamemaker (2009-08-14 12:38:50)

On an essay, say things like this:

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

He was as tall as a 6'3" tree.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Draw a picture of an evil monkey licking an ice cream cone on the back of the piece of paper.
Then, say I like pie on every answer and then instead of signing your name, write the teacher's name, lick your quiz until it's moist, put it in the paper shredder, poorly tape it back together, eat garlic, hand the quiz to the teacher, finally shouting "SCHOOL SUCKS! I WIN!" into your teacher's face.

Make a TV out of clay, and put it on your desk. Then say things silently like, "WHHHHYY IISSS IT SPEEAKKINNG TOO MEEE!!! and "No prob, Bob" Then when somebody comes by say "SHHUUT UPP!!!! ITSS GIVING ME THE AAAAAAMNNNNNNNNSSSSSWWWWWWEEEEEERS!!! And make sure to spray it, dont say it.

If you ever find a question that says defend your answer, draw 300 spartans around the words "This is Sparta!"

In the examination room, you suddenly stand up, kick your chair and desk aside, tear your paper in half and run around the room destroying it.

Two minutes after you start the test, jump on top of your desk. Pee your pants, then yell "AHHH, MY TAQUITOS! ENCHILADA, AMIGOS!" Do an Irish jig on the teachers desk. Pee a little more in your pants. Then steal your teachers pants and pee in them, too. Run to the nearest Walgreens and by five monster energy drinks. Drink them all and run  back to school. Go to your teacher and say "I NEED A DAIPY CHANGE! I NEED A DAIPY CHANGE!" Pass out on the floor because the energy wore off. When you get your report card, move to Alaska and work at an oil rig. Ten years later, go back to your original home, up to your teacher and say "YOU! YOU STILL OWE ME A DAIPY CHANGE!" They'll faint. Become a carnie and live happily ever after.

eat yourself to death.

eat chickenfingers with fries

Make drawings on your sheet