Here is how you play:
First, find some people saying things SO funny, you think you might die of laughter.
Second, write it down.
Third, post it here.
The rules are:
It must be real.
If there are some bad words in it, replace them with "(bleep)".
If there is something in the post that doesn't really have to do with it, you can take that out, too.
It can be from any forum ON SCRATCH.
If it is embarrassing to a person or has someone being mean to a person, don't post it.
EXAMPLE:
norberts: Blade go jump off a bridge or make a character.
joeisawesome: NORBERT PUT THAT GUN DOWN DON'T YOU DARE HURT THAT CUTE LITTLE KITTY
Blade-Edge: the kitty fights back
I took out a few things, because it didn't have to do with the post, but you get it.
Famous Posts:
#1:
RobotKitty wrote:
One of the campers go on the wrong trail, My trail. The young boy about 11-12 walks down the path and is quickly caught in my net trap. The little boy is rosen by the net and is stuck. He begins to rapidly struggle. Now he is my prey
posted by, greenflash
#2:
floatingmagictree wrote:
Who would win, Spongebob or patrick?
jokoman wrote:
It depends on who has the AK-47
posted by greenflash
#3:
Blade-Edge wrote:
my species is dead they mass suicided except bobby
posted by, Imic
#4:
keikij wrote:
No, cuz sun burn man isn't a physical being! He's the sun! Can a super hero defeat the sun? No! But hats can! And hats totally beat a guy that wears underwear over his pants. And Captain America is (bleep)! He only saves americans!
posted by keikij
#5:
robotkitty wrote:
Khimera is a Tall dog like creature that rules over the land of eldons, He is a king and prince of corndogs at the same time and can turn into a book so he can umm IDK. He owns a staff named stick and a bucket named dump that are magically talking things that guide him through Mayonnaise land with raisin scooters(The anime failed after its first episode)
posted by RobotKitty
Last edited by iamrpk (2009-08-03 10:09:14)
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technoguyx wrote:
Re: Scratch users agehttp://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/31610673
Of course, everyone could've lied about their age, like that guy that claims to be 111 years old (well... Who knows if he lied, really. o_0)
Norberts wrote:
The topic is cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers are made with cheese. Cheese burgers are food. Cheeseburgers are yummy. She is not a cheeseburger. I am not a cheeseburger. He is not a cheeseburger. They are not cheeseburgers. Billy, get that cheeseburger out of your nose. We are not cheese burgers. That donkey is not a cheese burger. I don't know what cheeseburger sentence number I'm on. This sentence has cheese burger in it. You are not a cheese burger. I stole all the cheese burgers.
Last edited by greenflash (2009-07-22 18:05:53)
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greenflash wrote:
technoguyx wrote:
Re: Scratch users agehttp://www.swivel.com/graphs/show/31610673
Of course, everyone could've lied about their age, like that guy that claims to be 111 years old (well... Who knows if he lied, really. o_0)Norberts wrote:
The topic is cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers are made with cheese. Cheese burgers are food. Cheeseburgers are yummy. She is not a cheeseburger. I am not a cheeseburger. He is not a cheeseburger. They are not cheeseburgers. Billy, get that cheeseburger out of your nose. We are not cheese burgers. That donkey is not a cheese burger. I don't know what cheeseburger sentence number I'm on. This sentence has cheese burger in it. You are not a cheese burger. I stole all the cheese burgers.
are those 2 different things?
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yes
RobotKitty wrote:
One of the campers go on the wrong trail, My trail. The young boy about 11-12 walks down the path and is quickly caught in my net trap. The little boy is rosen by the net and is stuck. He begins to rapidly struggle. Now he is my prey
ihavamac wrote:
Hey You're Me Stop Eatin Us Weirdo Robloxian.
Last edited by greenflash (2009-07-22 19:59:55)
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Because of this, I should start being more epic.
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floatingmagictree wrote:
Who would win, Spongebob or patrick?
jokoman wrote:
It depends on who has the AK-47
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norberts wrote:
Wait, stop. We gotta WORK on a project? No way. I quit. Someone lock this topic.
lol thi was funny
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I wrote:
No, cuz sun burn man isn't a physical being! He's the sun! Can a super hero defeat the sun? No! But hats can! And hats totally beat a guy that wears underwear over his pants. And Captain America is racist! He only saves americans!
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Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:
"It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either."
lol this was funny
norberts wrote:
Uh, I've actually never heard of you doody, so it doesn't bother me. Also, no offense but if you have to put not faking it beside saying you're about to quit and you really quit, I'd think scratch was wiping some doody off its shoes.
this one was funny too
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norberts wrote:
On another matter, some crazy girl in my biology class said she was gonna jump off the building when she found out pluto wasn't a planet anymore. It sounds horrible, but it was really funny if you were there.
I guess norberts says a lot of funny things
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Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:
The-Whiz wrote:
You can't climb a Honda, you can climb stairs.
Actually yes, you can.
My cat does that all day to get to the top of my fridge in the garage.
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I can't be bothered to search at the moment, but here are some Norberts quotes I remember
"I just took a 17-hour dump" -Random thing you did today
The next quote is too long, but it's from toilets RPG, the last one is from who's scarier? weegee or tails doll where he says "I just took a dump in my pants, so Firemario has to pay for dry cleaning. By the way, I'm wearing an expensive italian suit"
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That norberts is one cool guy.

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Nice job genius, it also says it in my signature.

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Well, back in the old days, I loved to go and watch tv. I didn't know what scratch was. but now I do. Im alwyas on the forums. And the forums are cool too. I didn't know what a forum was back then. BUTthe important thing was that I was watching tv. Now, I was watching barney. Barney didnt have A computer. He loved to tell stories that were completely pointless, went nowhere, and were put in forum posts to make people that he didn't know laugh. Oh, the stories also endend before the story really started
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SuperHeroRPG wrote:
Nice job genius, it also says it in my signature.
You know, theres really no point in making awhole new user just for superheroRPG. And theres also no point in being a know-it-all, just like you.
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Actually there is. For both things. What makes you say a totally baseless thing like that?

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archmage wrote:
Tsunami_Enterprises wrote:
For the 3 haters of Tsunami Enterprises: Anything is possible my friends, anything, As long you put your mind to it. You, Archmage, out of the three of you should know that. Regardless of what you guys think, It's working, and on "LAUNCH DAY" you'll see
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WRONG! Not everything is possible, especially considering the limited capabilities of scratch. Saving data to the hard disk is one of the many things scratch can't do. There are infinite possibilities but that doesn't mean you can program a full Final Fantasy game on it.
If you did actually create some sort of save/load function I would be more than happy to find out how it works.
Tsunami_Enterprises: "I'm Tsunami_Enterprises, no wait, I'm God! It's TROLL OF EPIC PROPORTIONS TIME!!"
Everybody else: "..."
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That guy was such a loser. Good thing he left.

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FiremariomkiZX wrote:
Ness: PK FLASH!
Lucas: PK FREEZE!
Dedede (again): PK DANCE!!! (does the big stupid dance, with rick roll in the background)
From the Brawl thead.
Last edited by gettysburg11 (2009-07-29 19:40:59)

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