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#1 2009-07-13 21:19:50
- turtlewarrior
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- Registered: 2009-06-19
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Random Off! (Calling all random people!)
A random off is where people make up completely random stories. It can involve anything. Here is mine:
Once upon a time a flying monkey was walking along when he saw a large sail boat. He decided to fly to Europe when he saw the words IRIE Jamaica on the side of a sailors gym shorts. Obviously it stood for I read interesting Europeans so he set off on his quest to read an interesting European. After searching and searching he got tired and decided to run a marathon. After winning the marathon his arch-nemesis Winni The Pooh appeared. He threw a bomb at the Flying Monkey who dodged out of the way. The bomb hit a building, but fortunately there were no survivors. The flying monkey lunged for Winni the Pooh's unicorn but got stuck in a meatball. Taking a shovel he dug his way out only to meat a guy named doug holding a shovel. There were a few shovel clanging sounds and Doug fell down and exploded. Luckily the explosion blew Winni the Pooh to Northern Asia where he got super human strength to come back and have a dance contest. Hundreds signed up until one day a large spider the size of a dance studio got squished. The squishyness was so intense pacman complained "WAKAWAKAWAKA!" And thus the story ended.
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#2 2009-07-13 23:50:36
- greenflash
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Re: Random Off! (Calling all random people!)
Once upon I time there was a chicken named joe. He was a surfer, but one day, he surfed during a tsunami and dissapeared. Everyone assumed he died. Then one day, a butterfly arrived at the beaches on Nono and said he had found joe, but when they investgated it was really a goose with a long mustache. The goose had just come back from a vacation in the andromeda galaxy, and had met some awesome aliens that resembled wii remotes. With this information, the goose elaboratly constructed a hoax to make people believe the loch ness monster was real, but on finally somebody figured out that the loch ness monster was really a large freshwater shark that had been to the dentist too many times. The dentist said he could fix his teeth with a long black rod of hardened lava. When this happened, joe jumped out of the shark's mouth and the hyenas started laughing like, well, hyenas. The goose started playing mario kart on his DS, and he beat the butterfly by 10.94879 seconds, and not 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds more. The butterfly, sad at not winning, called all his friends to a party to worship joe, but he never returned to surfing because he had been eaten by the shark that was a loch ness moster, but the wii remotes hadn't been turrned on, so the were just sitting there waiting to be eaten by a black hole, which is what happened. The end!!
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#3 2009-07-14 05:08:24
Re: Random Off! (Calling all random people!)
The Half Boy Half Carrot who was Hit by a Bus and Eaten by an elephant who was shot by poacher, and spewed back up.
~by 08jackt~
There was once a boy. Not just any boy. But a half boy, half carrot. Thats Right. He was a Borrot. He was once traveling across a planet called Goooglasdfsdfjewl;j;lj;rekljjrnen'. This planet was the biggest planet EVER. it was 102329409658468908563052858618386km across and 45986070587084576095468371675476456456km high. When he was walking across a road a carrot bus ran him over. He only was very very sad that he got by a bus. And being sad made him even more sad. So he was very very very sad. This made him sader. And the thought of being so sad made him even more sad. This was until a pink elephant came over and gobbled him up. Now he was even sadder because he didn't like being gobbled up. And the thought of being sad because he was gobbled up by a pink elephant made him even sadder. And the thought of being THIS sad made him even sader. But then a man named "Tommy Train Engine" shot the pink elephant. This made the elephant spew up the half boy, half carrot. And he didn't like being spewed up, like alot of people around the world would, (except half boy, half spew people, they really really really really really like being spewed up because they are spew them selves. This means that logicly spew should like being spewed up because they are infact spew themselves) and so being spewed up made the half boy, half carrot really really sad because infact, he wasn't a half boy half spew, who, if you didn't know, really really really really really like being spewed up because they are spew them selves. This means that logicly spew should like being spewed up because they are infact spew themselves. But as i was saying, he didn't like being spewed up because he wasn't a half spew, half boy. Which conlcudes the story of the half boy, half carrot who was hit by a bus and eated, and then spewed up by a pink elephant, which he didn't like at ALL, because he wasn't a half boy, half spew, who, if you didn't know, really really really really really like being spewed up because they are spew them selves. This means that logicly spew should like being spewed up because they are infact spew themselves. The End.
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#4 2009-07-14 12:33:22
- turtlewarrior
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- Registered: 2009-06-19
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Re: Random Off! (Calling all random people!)
Lol!
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