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lol @ a guy being beautiful

If it's just the fangirls, I know plenty of people who like twilight who aren't obsessed.

but if it's the book, then I wouldn't know, I've never read it

whats a twilight?

Paddle2See wrote:

I suspect it was not written for my demographic 

And... you just figured it out?

Anyway, a while ago I found this funny flash animation: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/487878 .

Paddle2See wrote:

And...???

A big pile o' fail!

Please don't throw me into an acid pit.  Here's what I think is wrong with Twilight.
Bella, the girl, is not a character you can relate to at all.  Harry Potter is GREAT because you can really relate to Harry.  And if you can't relate to the main character, and the rest of the characters are basically blood-sucking mad vampires, it's fail.  I haven't read the book, only watched what I thought was quite a bad movie.  The only good thing about Twilight is the Bum Review that makes fun of it.  It's hilarious.   

The Story Of The Person Who Only Thought Twilight Was Okay: He was fed to the vampires by the fangirls while I looked away.
Anyway, just saw the Twilight 2: New Moon trailer before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and it was greeted by loud booing.  Here's what I was thinking while it was going on: "Okay, there's a party.  Bella the girl gets a papercut, so?  Is that guy like a vampire or something that Edward is holding back from going to Bella?  I guess, so just a paper cut is that provoking?  Okay, now Edward tells Bella how much he loves her, and then says he has to leave forever and goes away.  Huh?  Yeah, you must love Bella a lot to do that!  So, Edward breaks up with Bella?  Okay then, for what reason?  Now, who's she talking to?  She's complaining?  The guy says she looks delicious?  He's a vampire?  Is she commiting suicide?!  Bad message for kids, you know!  Now Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire Guy is back?  Well, now Bella's dinner for sure.  Hopefully that means it's the end.  How'd she run away so easily?  I thought vampires were impossibly fast as said in the mediocre first movie.  Why- How'd Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire Guy turn into a wolf?  Is he a vampire or a wolf?  Do wolfs suck blood?  Or is he Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire And Wolf Guy?  Wait, that's it?  That's the end?  I'm confused, I don't know what was going on-  WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

GEEKORAMA wrote:

The Story Of The Person Who Only Thought Twilight Was Okay: He was fed to the vampires by the fangirls while I looked away.
Anyway, just saw the Twilight 2: New Moon trailer before Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and it was greeted by loud booing.  Here's what I was thinking while it was going on: "Okay, there's a party.  Bella the girl gets a papercut, so?  Is that guy like a vampire or something that Edward is holding back from going to Bella?  I guess, so just a paper cut is that provoking?  Okay, now Edward tells Bella how much he loves her, and then says he has to leave forever and goes away.  Huh?  Yeah, you must love Bella a lot to do that!  So, Edward breaks up with Bella?  Okay then, for what reason?  Now, who's she talking to?  She's complaining?  The guy says she looks delicious?  He's a vampire?  Is she commiting suicide?!  Bad message for kids, you know!  Now Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire Guy is back?  Well, now Bella's dinner for sure.  Hopefully that means it's the end.  How'd she run away so easily?  I thought vampires were impossibly fast as said in the mediocre first movie.  Why- How'd Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire Guy turn into a wolf?  Is he a vampire or a wolf?  Do wolfs suck blood?  Or is he Paper Cut Provoked Possible Vampire And Wolf Guy?  Wait, that's it?  That's the end?  I'm confused, I don't know what was going on-  WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

Hah that trailer becomes incredibly funny when you add sound effects and several "FALCON PAWNCH"es.
Now I can't wait to see that Harry Potter movie. That booing soothes my soul.

Possible Things to Say to make that trailer better:
BUDDA-BA-GOOOOOM!!
Die, sparkly scum! I've seen nicer things than you on the bottom of my shoe!
OMG paper cut! OMG paper cut! Better get a band-aid, you moron!
Wait, why is there paper at a party? Is it a tax form party?
Meteor Hits Forks. Everybody dies.
I've seen chaotic systems that made more sense than this *!
Worst. Books. Ever.
Wolf Link is trying to fix the negative image this movie causes. If you enjoyed this trailer, you're next.

I could think of these all day...

RobotKitty wrote:

I hate the people who make fun of it D:< I mean like "Dimlight" on newgrounds and "Twitlight" on newgrounds to D:< I hate how they make fun of it

Sorry for not mindlessly submitting to your opinion. Next time, please press the "mute" button to tone down the laughter.

Everybody can do what they want.

EDIT: How come I didn't think of Dimlight? That's hilarious!
I'll just do a parody called "Welcome to Spoons".

Last edited by big-bang (2009-07-17 13:11:58)

Hasn't your mom told you not to judge a book by it humongous mostly girl fanbase?

We had to read it for an assignment at school. Good thing school ended before it got anywhere... >:)

Last edited by keroro645 (2009-07-17 16:34:36)

Half-Wolf-Leader wrote:

keroro645 wrote:

We had to read it for an assignment at school. Good thing school ended before it got anywhere... >

I read on a different forum that someone was assigned Twilight to read, and they flung the book at the teacher's head once it was handed to them. They were suspended, but quote the user, "I regret nothing!!".

Wow. What type of teacher would assign that book though? Practically all the teachers at my old school absolutely despise it and some don't even let kids read the book while at school.