Scratch

... Okay, that's it, I'm going to strangle you. I really am.
  That really is no reason at all. I bet you never even read or heard a thing of the story. *throws iamprk in a pit of acid*

NEXT!!!

Last edited by GoogleplexPlus (2009-06-29 15:21:46)

I'm not being tricked. I'm not looking at that thing, no way, no how. *throws fruit in a pit of acid*

NEXT!!!

I'm not going to! And by the way, I'm not a Twilight fan, I just don't get why so MANY people despise it. I think it's okay. (by the way, I only throw people who don't have a good reason to hate Twilight in the pit of acid)

GoogleplexPlus wrote:

I'm not being tricked. I'm not looking at that thing, no way, no how. *throws fruit in a pit of acid*

NEXT!!!

Yeah... It was featured on the front page, got nearly perfect reviews, seriously, just watch it. It's funny.

I don't really like it for a few reasons,
1. I just don't like the way the book is written.
2. People freaking murder people because of this book! Really crazy fan people will KILL people who don't like it.
3. The characters are just too perfect, even Harry had flaws.
4. It ruins the point of vampires.

Are those good enough?

i have never read or seen twilight
infact i never knew it existed until... whenever that movie came out

I hate Twilight because:
1. The two main characters are described as perfect. There is absolutely nothing wrong with them. It's very bothering.
2. The FANS. They bite, scratch, and scream at me for not liking this series. It only amplifies my hatred.
3. The "improvements" Meyer made to the races in the series. Sparkles? Unable to transform?! No blood lust or fear of sunlight?! That is not a vampire. It's much more of a fairy or pixie. Like seeing a gothic girl complete with piercings and tattoos walk into Holister. Completely unbelieveable.
4. As mentioned before, the plot. It's one messed up dream, if you ask me. The some 400 pages before some sort of plot is introduced is pure "I LOVE EDWARD I LOVE EDWARD I LOVE EDWARD."


(On an unrelated note, if you want a good vampire novel, read Peeps by Scott Westerfeld.
You aren't born as a vampire, you're infected by it. Once you are, you are classified as "parasite-positive" or "peep", for short. The parasite rewires your brain; things you used to love are now poison to you. You have the urge to bite and sunlight blinds you.
The story is told in first-person by a carrier of the disease: Cal Thompson. He isn't affected by the anathema, but he has the super smell, hearing, and strength that comes with being infected.)

Last edited by Half-Wolf-Leader (2009-07-01 11:01:16)

I read and saw Twilight. the books were okay until the author completely screwed it up. The movie sucks, it's just because most girls think Edward is cute or something. *Pushes Google into an acid filled pit and gives his remains to a vampire named Edword*

Twilight is excessively overrated and some fangirls are too psychotic. The movie is just fine, and I haven't read the book.

I mean, i can't be all that bad. I've never read it, but since everryone is obsessed with it, it gets kind of old. After twilight a whole bunch of new vampirre books came out.. it as kind of annoying. But i mean, seriously it can't be that bad, no matter how annoying it is.

apperently

big-bang wrote:

GoogleplexPlus wrote:

What's wrong with Twilight?

The fans are willing to push people who don't agree with them into acid pits?

Even worse, in real life psychotic twilight fans MURDER you if you disagree.