b. Another wormhole suddenly appears. It leads to...
a. New York
b. California
c. Washington
d. Hawaii
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C. Back in time!
George Washington is cutting down his cherry tree, and it's about to fall on you
A. RUN!
B. Grab the axe and RUN!
C. Grab the axe and do something else...
D. Die
E.__________
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Hmm...a tough choice. How about...B?
You chop an oak tree down! You find...
A. A donut.
B. A Hero Sword, with ultimate pwnage abilities!
C. Nothing, but on the ground next to it is a ______.
D. A camera.
E. An elf.
F. Other.
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Dinosaur.
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C. Nothing, but on the ground next to it is Oprah Winfrey.
A. Say hi.
B. Chase her away with your axe.
C. Attack her with your axe.
D. Run into a tree.
E. Ask her if you can be on her show.
F. Fly!
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D. Run into a tree. You realize you are still a Pikachu.
A. Swear.
B. Do C.
C. Do D.
D. Do E.
E. Do F.
F. Do G.
G. Do I.
H. Do the happy Pikachu dance!!!
I. Do J.
J. Do K.
K. Do L.
L. Do M.
M. Do O.
N. Do H.
O. Do P.
P. Do Q.
Q. Do S.
R. Do N.
S. Do T.
T. Do U.
U. Do V.
V. Do W.
W. Do X.
X. Do either Y or Z.
Y. Do R.
Z. Do A.
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H. Oprah Winfrey watches and goes, 'What the...?" She struts away in disgust. What do you do?
A. Pika pika!
B. *cries* *makes lonely expression
C. Chase after her.
D. Sulk.
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C. She gets out a stick and hits you with it.
A. Use a Pokemon move on her.
B. Say inappropriate words.
C. Take the stick from her and hit her with it.
D. Run away!
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C. "@%$%$@%$%@!" she says. What do you do?
A. Whimper in the corner.
B. Say "%$%@#$%@$%@!"
C. Shout.
D. Give her the stinkeye.
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Oh if you've seen the boondocks now you gotta run. Her body guards like afro samurai without the sword. You run down the building and you come to 3 pathways: 1. A hall with the exit signed door at the end. Seems innocent enough.. or is it? 2. Is a crowded hallway that seems the shortest but you migt not get past the people in time. 3. Is a very long hall way with no doors except for one at the very end. The body guard's gaining fast.
A. Go down Path 1
B. Go down Path 2
C. Go down Path 3
D. Fight the body guard (same as suicide)
E. Commit suicide (same as Choice D)
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B. You get crowded in with everyone else. The body guards are throwing people out of the way to get to you!
A. Start an angry mob to fight the bodyguards. Thus, outnumbering them.
B. Start throwing people out of the way, too.
C. Duck down to hide.
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C.
They pass you, confused. Now where do you go?
a. Back home.
b. Sinnoh.
c. Johto.
d. Kanto.
e. Hoenn
f. Almia.
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a. Yay! you're human! What do you do next?
a. go to the store.
b. Celebrate by going to Baskin-Robbins
c. Buy yourself a pressent at Wal-Mart.
D. You hate Wal-Mart. you go to Target instead.
e. Nothing
f. Hug your mom and dad.
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F. They say, "Ahhhhh!!! Kill it!!!!!". You are terrified but then, you find out your pikachu again!
A. Say, "Wait! Mom! Dad! I'm your son!"
B. Say, "Don't you like pikichu?"
C. Say, "Well, it's better than Oprah."
D. Say all of the above in order.
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A.
Your mom and dad glance at each other, shocked.
"You're not our son!" they say.
"You're our daughter!"
What to do?
A. Hug them.
b. laugh
c. hit them.
d. Yell #@$@#$$$$@$#$!
e. Yell $#@$#$@#$@$#$@$!
f. Run away.
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C through F
Where will you hide now?
A. Your room
B. The bathroom
C. The attic
D. The basement
E. The kitchen
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C.
Your family rarely goes there.
You hear whispering, and then realize it's your parents.
"What happened to our son? And why was that Pikachu claiming to be our son?"
What do you do next?
A. Go back down.
B. Look in the mirror- and realize you're a human again!
C. Cry.
D. Rummage for a transmogrification potion in the attic (like there actually are some.)
E. Eavesdrop.
F. Other.
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E. They say:
Mom: You get the shovel, I'll cover you with the broom.
(some noises that sound like a door opening, something being grabbed out of it, then shut)
(sound of ladder creaking)
Dad: Okay...1, 2...
A. Jump out before he finishes counting and run.
B. Jump out before he finishes counting and attack.
C. Quickly hide in the attic.
D. Climb out the attic window.
E. Yell, "Wait!"
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F. PIKACHU --- THUNDERBOLLLLLLLTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your parents fall down the stairs and you use your rodent speed to run into the basement where you hide.
Unfortunately a minute later some people come in. It turns out your parents are K.O.'d so it can't be them. It's 2 burglars looking to steal the golden monkey hidden in your house.
A. Confront them (even though they have multiple guns)
B. Look for the monkey yourself
C. Call the cops
D. Run away
E. Go to sleep (maybe they'll think you're a doll)
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