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Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle...

Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressucetd Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. The Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy...

Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressurected Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. Then Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy monster! A hammer bro came up and killed the monster. The hammer bro jumped off candy mountain, where he met his demise because he broke his back. "Tut tut, always pack a parachute," said luigi, looking at the mangled body of the dead hammer bro. Luigi then ran off because he had to save princess peach from bowser. (luigi has to do it because Mario got pwned) Luigi got to bowser's hideout, but he was stopped by Bowser jr. at the Entrance. "What do you want?" Asked Luigi before kicking him and running inside. Inside, Bowser nearly....

Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressurected Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. Then Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy monster! A hammer bro came up and killed the monster. The hammer bro jumped off candy mountain, where he met his demise because he broke his back. "Tut tut, always pack a parachute," said luigi, looking at the mangled body of the dead hammer bro. Luigi then ran off because he had to save princess peach from bowser. (luigi has to do it because Mario got pwned) Luigi got to bowser's hideout, but he was stopped by Bowser jr. at the Entrance. "What do you want?" Asked Luigi before kicking him and running inside. Inside, Bowser nearly managed to brainwash everyone but was foiled by Joe the unicorn. But When Joe turned around there was a Big Daddy and a Little Sister from BioShock the Big Daddy knocked Joe out and then the Litle Sister took the adam out from his body.

Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressurected Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. Then Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy monster! A hammer bro came up and killed the monster. The hammer bro jumped off candy mountain, where he met his demise because he broke his back. "Tut tut, always pack a parachute," said luigi, looking at the mangled body of the dead hammer bro. Luigi then ran off because he had to save princess peach from bowser. (luigi has to do it because Mario got pwned) Luigi got to bowser's hideout, but he was stopped by Bowser jr. at the Entrance. "What do you want?" Asked Luigi before kicking him and running inside. Inside, Bowser nearly managed to brainwash everyone but was foiled by Joe the unicorn. Joe the unicorn saved princess Peach and put luigi out of a job, so luigi killed himself. Joe the unicorn swam underwater to Las Vegas...

Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressurected Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. Then Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy monster! A hammer bro came up and killed the monster. The hammer bro jumped off candy mountain, where he met his demise because he broke his back. "Tut tut, always pack a parachute," said luigi, looking at the mangled body of the dead hammer bro. Luigi then ran off because he had to save princess peach from bowser. (luigi has to do it because Mario got pwned) Luigi got to bowser's hideout, but he was stopped by Bowser jr. at the Entrance. "What do you want?" Asked Luigi before kicking him and running inside. Inside, Bowser nearly managed to brainwash everyone but was foiled by Joe the unicorn. Joe the unicorn saved princess Peach and put luigi out of a job, so luigi killed himself. Joe the unicorn swam underwater to Las Vegas where Diesel 10 (A evil train with a grabber form Thomas the Tank Engine) was. Diesel 10 then nearly grabbed Joe with his grabber but Joe jumped out of the grabber's way. Then Joe used his magic to destroy Diesel 10. Then he went inside a hotel and he...

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Once upon a time, a young turtle named Joe went into a radioactive pond and swam with all the five-eyed fish, which were annoyed by his two-eyed-ness, so they decided to annoy Joe. Joe was getting ready to eat when suddenly the five-eyed fish opened their mouths and scared him half into his shell because they had eight tongues stealing his nom. Joe wasn't very happy with that, so he exploded. All of the tiny pieces of him suddenly surrounded the fish and compacted around them, killing the fish.He respawned as a Hammer Bro, that was invincible from anything except Mario! (of course) So Mario comes along and Mario was pwned. The Hammer Bro was invincible from ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. He put his foot on Mario's back, and shoves a banana in his ear. Then Charlie the unicorn comes and says "wassup, yo", then, with a feeling of justice, pushes Hammer Bro. into a bottomless pit. From there dawnlight comes and starts getting light, which charges him with the power of light, and Charlie the unicorn was incinerated to bits for his heinous crime of shoving a Hammer Bro. But then he turned back into a turtle and ressurected Charlie the Unicorn, who granted the turtle's wish that he was a unicorn. Then Charlie ran away before they could incinerate him again. Then he (the unicorn), climbed all the way to the top of candy mountain where he met a big, hairy monster! A hammer bro came up and killed the monster. The hammer bro jumped off candy mountain, where he met his demise because he broke his back. "Tut tut, always pack a parachute," said luigi, looking at the mangled body of the dead hammer bro. Luigi then ran off because he had to save princess peach from bowser. (luigi has to do it because Mario got pwned) Luigi got to bowser's hideout, but he was stopped by Bowser jr. at the Entrance. "What do you want?" Asked Luigi before kicking him and running inside. Inside, Bowser nearly managed to brainwash everyone but was foiled by Joe the unicorn. Joe the unicorn saved princess Peach and put luigi out of a job, so luigi killed himself. Joe the unicorn swam underwater to Las Vegas where Diesel 10 (A evil train with a grabber form Thomas the Tank Engine) was. Diesel 10 then nearly grabbed Joe with his grabber but Joe jumped out of the grabber's way. Then Joe used his magic to destroy Diesel 10. Then he went inside a hotel and he bounced because he accidently ate a magic fish in the lake which he lived in which gave him super bouncy powers. The bouncy powers made him destroy..........

Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved.Exept Bowser, Who killed the pickachu.

Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place.

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Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place. It turned out that pikachu reincarnated as sonic, so he sped to bowser.
  Sonic was sent through the mushroom kingdom where he met Mario!.......

Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place. It turned out that Pikachu reincarnated as Sonic, so he sped to Bowser.
  Sonic was sent through the Mushroom Kingdom where he met Mario!
He became Pikachu again, and got killed forever, unable to respawn.
Bowser owned all the Pikachus so they died, unable to respawn. That made thousands of Pokemon trainers get so mad that they sent their most powerful Pokemon to kill Bowser, and they did. Bowser would never EVER respawn, so his minions rejoiced for the death of their cruel king.

Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place. It turned out that Pikachu reincarnated as Sonic, so he sped to Bowser.
  Sonic was sent through the Mushroom Kingdom where he met Mario!
He became Pikachu again, and got killed forever, unable to respawn.
Bowser owned all the Pikachus so they died, unable to respawn. That made thousands of Pokemon trainers get so mad that they sent their most powerful Pokemon to kill Bowser, and they did. Bowser would never EVER respawn, so his minions rejoiced for the death of their cruel king. Then one of the Koopas from Bowser's army found a Time Hole and went through to save Bowser, but he traveled too far and ended up saving Pikachu with a spoon and killed him with...

Once there was a cute little Pikachu everyone loved. Except Bowser, who killed the Pickachu. When Pikachu died, he got reincarnated. He set out to kill the Bowser which killed him in the first place. It turned out that Pikachu reincarnated as Sonic, so he sped to Bowser.
  Sonic was sent through the Mushroom Kingdom where he met Mario!
He became Pikachu again, and got killed forever, unable to respawn.
Bowser owned all the Pikachus so they died, unable to respawn. That made thousands of Pokemon trainers get so mad that they sent their most powerful Pokemon to kill Bowser, and they did. Bowser would never EVER respawn, so his minions rejoiced for the death of their cruel king. Then one of the Koopas from Bowser's army found a Time Hole and went through to save Bowser, but he traveled too far and ended up saving Pikachu with a spoon and killed him with a golden fork with steak on it. Then Christopher Robin came up to him and told him that killing was bad. Winnie the Pooh agreed and they walked away. Kanga and Roo ran up to Pikachu and asked where Christopher Robin went. Tigger was bouncing right behind them wondering the same thing. Pikachu told them that Christopher Robin was just here and he went that way *points*. Suddenly, out of no where, cats and dogs started raining out of the sky! Then in the middle of the cats and dogs, down came Pedro Ramirez! Pedro went down and down into the time hole, and into the center of the earth. According to the latest news reporters, he said "iesta caliente!" which in English, means it's hot! Rescuers were unable to get him out as he is many miles below the surface of the earth. With that said, The rescuers can still remain in contact with him, and with the help of some translators, they can have a conversation. He seems pretty content down there, but the koopas revied him so he could NEVER die.A Nissan Pathfinder hit pikachu and killed him yet agaihn. aLL THE TIME MACHINES BLEW UP, AND THE TIME HOLES CLOSED.