Scratch

5/10 hedake!
Shoop Da whooped.
(3/10 for being a football? can you imagine how hard u get kicked, and the leather ripping off?)

9.999/10

Being hit by a Captain Falcon PAWNCH when playing as Mario.

6/10

Same thing as above, only you're playing as (insert name of best character here) and the Captain Falcon is level 1.

10/10

Your signature

2/10
Getting hit with your CPU

10/10

Being eaten by an anaconda.

cheddargirl wrote:

Eh, 1/10. Dying of old age isn't so bad, unless you die because of a nasty complication caused by old age.

Silly one: being crushed by 1 ton (weight) in marshmallows.

10 on the tasty scale!

SmartIrishKid wrote:

Twilight

AAAHHHHHH TEH HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/10

Here's one from saw: the reverse bear trap. Bear trap go from 180 degrees open and then the snap closed. This is a reversed one. In your mouth. Guess what happens when it snaps open.

Eating  a sword that goes down the wrong pipe.

Take 2!

1. Here's one from saw: the reverse bear trap. Bear trap go from 180 degrees open and then the snap closed. This is a reversed one. In your mouth. Guess what happens when it snaps open.

2. Eating  a sword that goes down the wrong pipe.


And  a 6/10 for the cat and the banana (you were supposed to answer both questions. 

8/10 DINO SQUISH!
being barney.

0/10 kill him with hammers.
Being a koopa.

9/10

Steve attacking you with his handy-dandy notebook...

(stolen from joeisawesome's sig    )

0/10 they're kawaii.
Watching barney for 5453543456546545645645476567565 hours straight