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MrTeacher · 2009-04-22 20:29:13

Alright, this is a fairly simple game. All you have to do is rate the pain using a 0-10 scale that is being described by the person above you. Observe the following example...

Example:

Iheartpain05: Being run over by a city bus.

Ihatepain05: 10! Being trampled by a herd of elephants.

and so on and so fourth. Sounds fun? Good!

Scale:
0-No pain
1-Wimpy
2-Walk it off
3-You call that pain?
4-Nothing a little band-aid can fix up.
5-Mild
6-Now we're getting somewhere-more bandages!
7-Ouch!
8-Son of a gun!
9-Thats going to hurt in the morning..and the next morning..and the next morning.
10-Dead/close to dieing.

Please remember that all forum rules apply and have fun!
**Also please remember that the forums are used by people of all ages..don't be too descriptive. Make them funny and unrealistic as well.**

Bluestributee · 2009-04-22 20:33:20

Here are my top ways to die:

A) Feet first threw a woodchipper. You feel everything going on until it gets up around your chest

B) Drowning in urine. When you drown, you start inhaling the liquid you are in

C) Opening up a decompression chamber. When you aren't fully ready to be let out, you explode (quite literally)

yeah, got two from 1,000 Ways To Die. I had some more, but yeah

MrTeacher · 2009-04-22 20:34:58

Bluestributee wrote:
Here are my top ways to die:

A) Feet first threw a woodchipper. You feel everything going on until it gets up around your chest

B) Drowning in urine. When you drown, you start inhaling the liquid you are in

C) Opening up a decompression chamber. When you aren't fully ready to be let out, you explode (quite literally)

yeah, got two from 1,000 Ways To Die. I had some more, but yeah

ummm ow! 10/10

you get shot in both hands, and both feet

demosthenes · 2009-04-22 20:46:01

8/10
Going to the ER because of a disease and getting a spinal tap (true story).

MrTeacher · 2009-04-22 20:46:29

6/10

Broken Arm

demosthenes · 2009-04-22 20:48:11

5/10 Although it's never happened to me so I don't know
How about as a child following on a glass table and cracking your head open having blood oozing out I know someone who this happened to.

happysmiles · 2009-04-22 21:31:06

9/10.

Having 12 missles aimed at your head at 100 mph that hit at the very exact second.

demosthenes · 2009-04-22 21:45:16

0/10 You wouldn't really feel the pain . . . lol
Having CPR

happysmiles · 2009-04-22 21:47:47

5/10.

you get sliced into pieces and get eaten. (you feel every bit of pain)

demosthenes · 2009-04-22 21:51:10

happysmiles wrote:
5/10.

Only five out of ten! yikes Once my science teacher taught me about CPR you find the sternum push down with your entire body weight so the eight ribs connected to the sternum snap of then you bang the sternum against their heart to help them pump blood.

happysmiles · 2009-04-22 21:52:17

oh...that cpr. 9/10.

cheddargirl · 2009-04-22 23:42:56

To start off with happysmiles last painful description... 10/10

Having your head violently banged against a rough brick wall and having it sliced open (happened to me sad )

Last edited by cheddargirl (2009-04-22 23:44:42)

MyRedNeptune · 2009-04-23 06:38:00

cheddargirl wrote:
To start off with happysmiles last painful description... 10/10

Having your head violently banged against a rough brick wall and having it sliced open (happened to me )

Ohmygods, that's awful! O.O I guess 9/10... And this topic is creepy. O.O

*points to sig*

Bluestributee · 2009-04-23 10:38:51

cheddargirl wrote:
To start off with happysmiles last painful description... 10/10

Having your head violently banged against a rough brick wall and having it sliced open (happened to me )

Like with a knife? And how far down would/did the knife go? Or just have your head cracked open from the wall?

Just wall: 6/10
Knife: 10/10

Here is one taken from Saw. The Rack. Where you are stuck in a contraption standing up while it slowly rotates your limbs 180°, whereas then it turns your head 180 degrees. I won't go into more detail . . .

BWOG · 2009-04-23 11:05:46

8/10

Being ran over by a car going faster than the speed of sound

SmartIrishKid · 2009-04-23 11:16:41

9/10

(Cheddargirl: 9.999/10)

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. (You can guess the result)

cheddargirl · 2009-04-23 14:21:48

Hmmm... 9/10. You can still survive, but you may end up with paralysis or muscular dystrophy during the healing process.

Bluestributee wrote:
cheddargirl wrote:
Having your head violently banged against a rough brick wall and having it sliced open (happened to me )
Like with a knife? And how far down would/did the knife go? Or just have your head cracked open from the wall?

Just wall: 6/10
Knife: 10/10

No knife, just the brick wall, and it was my fault; one day I made myself dizzy (by spinning around a several times), stumbled around, and ended up violently banging my head against the wall. When I think about it, I'm grateful it hit the wall instead of stumbling onto the traffic, and I'm also thankful my mother studied a medical school in her home country (she knew how to stop the bleeding from getting worse).

But that's enough of that incident.

Next painful description to be ranked: Being trapped inside a space shuttle as it violently burn apart.

Last edited by cheddargirl (2009-04-23 14:23:06)

BWOG · 2009-04-23 15:01:50

Even if you avoided the fire you can't breath in space so i give it a 10/10

Being eaten by an army of Venus Flytraps

happysmiles · 2009-04-23 17:23:54

7/10.

Getting eaten alive by person. (lol)

Xkhaoz · 2009-04-23 18:52:54

6/10.

Being hit by 1000000000000000000 atomic bombs and swords then being thrown onto the sun.

happysmiles · 2009-04-23 18:54:36

10/10!!

Dying of old age!! haha

cheddargirl · 2009-04-23 23:01:08

Eh, 1/10. Dying of old age isn't so bad, unless you die because of a nasty complication caused by old age.

Silly one: being crushed by 1 ton (weight) in marshmallows.

BWOG · 2009-04-24 08:55:55

8/10

Another silly one: Being eaten by an army of Yellow-Striped Pygmy Eleuths. And no looking it up! I'll tell you on my next post

Last edited by BWOG (2009-04-24 08:56:46)

ColaXD2 · 2009-04-24 17:21:59

5/10 Guess what? I looked it up. big_smile

Being sliced in the vital organs with a butter knife.

BWOG · 2009-04-24 17:40:05

Cheater! 0/10 for cheating.

Being ran over by a couch at 85 MPH

Last edited by BWOG (2009-04-24 17:40:16)

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