hey look I finally get to see the statue of liberty! *dies*
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is there cheese? *dies*
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"Why are people groaning after eating the pie"
(Picnic ends with tragic . . . . . ....................................................................................................................................................................................tummy aches)
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Bluestributee wrote:
"I'll be fine"
"I'll get a world record for this"
"The safety is on"
"I'm making a citizen's arrest"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Wait a minute . . . "
"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"
"I can do that with my eyes closed"
"Rat poison only kills rats"
I need to think of what my last words will be .. .
These are taken from the internet, the point of this is to be creative.
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"Of course these waters are shark free!" *Gets eaten by shark*
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The secret to the universe is- *dies*
Did you say this place is a mine field? That's redicu- *boom*
I'd DIE for someone like that. *dies*
Warning: Contains rat poison. *dies*
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(a man is about to jump off an airplane)
have these parachutes ever failed to open?
(captain to man)
no ones ever complained of it!
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(reading the back of a cereal box)
hmmm...extra fibre lift, protien, contains poisin? what th-**dies**
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