"what do you mean that im about to be kil-"
*dies*
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Pilot to Copilot: "What's a mountain goat doing up here in the clouds?"
Credit to Gary Larson, the worlds best cartoonist.
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"Ooh, I found a red button!"
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MyRedNeptune wrote:
"Ooh, I found a red button!"
good one!
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"Aww it's a kitty!"
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"Be careful, you could hurt someone with that!"

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"Oh...hunting! Hunting for what?"
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I don't care what that guy said... the couch did NOT eat the last few people on it. Jeff, You listeni... *Dies a cushion related death*
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"MyRedNeptune is stupid." >:3
................just joking, that wouldn't offend me. ^_^
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ScratchX wrote:
Peh! Nobody can die of boredom! Look at me! i have been listening to this lecture for 9 hours, 59 minutes and 59 secs!(1 second later...)
*dies*
lol...I think 3 days was the record in Congress (before they passed a law against it, anyway)
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Oh mommy, I don't feel so well...
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Yeah right.
My next last words:
"What do you mean I cooked myself and will die in the next second!?"
"Daddy, why do you look so scared? I only drank this thing with a skull on the bottle."
"Are you sure this will kill me?"
"Yeah right, I'll be dead as soon as I say 'this'--"
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Little kid's last words.
*Sees rabid fox* Puppy! *goes to hug it and gets bitten, dies*
More:
What's that ticking noise? *gets blown up by a bomb*

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"I'm cursed to die when I say [explicitive deleted]?"
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Why is it so smoky in here? *gets burnt to a crisp*
Why is everyone running? *drowns in a tsunami*

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