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Never seen him, but I HATE WI-FI HACKERS!!!!

I don't like the Mario Kart players that hack and play online. I don't have Mario Kart Wii, but I have Mario Kart DS. And I really hate it when there's snakers and hackers. That's why I have so many losses. It's because of hackers. So, if you face anyone named Xkhaoz, it's me, and I'm not bad at the game, it's that there are a lot of hackers.

archmage wrote:

Xkhaos, you can't even play MKDS if you can't snake 

Everyone snakes online and I like it better for that. It makes it so that noobs stay in last where they belong 

Now MKWII is different. It is a lot harder to win.

i'm sick at mkwii, i've got a 9999 online wins points.

technoguyx wrote:

There are two ways to beat a cheater: Cheating as well, or use your AMAZING MIND to outsmart him.

Anyway, how do you know he's really our j0ker, but on MKWii? The Joker is a common character, so he's probably not the same j0ker we got here.

But it was spelled j0ker! And used 3 as an e in time! It is just the same! j0kerTim3!

zawicki1fromyoutube wrote:

technoguyx wrote:

There are two ways to beat a cheater: Cheating as well, or use your AMAZING MIND to outsmart him.

Anyway, how do you know he's really our j0ker, but on MKWii? The Joker is a common character, so he's probably not the same j0ker we got here.

But it was spelled j0ker! And used 3 as an e in time! It is just the same! j0kerTim3!

Again, you can't prove it's the same. L0T5 0F PPL5 U53 1337 N0W4D4Y5.

You can hack with a wii homebrew program called orcarina.

What does it mean to snake

keroro645 wrote:

What does it mean to snake

It's a technique on Mario Kart which consits on moving left and right (like a snake, hence the name), to speed up.

gettysburg11 wrote:

archmage wrote:

Xkhaos, you can't even play MKDS if you can't snake 

Everyone snakes online and I like it better for that. It makes it so that noobs stay in last where they belong 

Now MKWII is different. It is a lot harder to win.

A lot of people only win nowadays because they get good items at better times.

and cheating, but i'm good and can win no matter with no cheats

djm111 wrote:

Xkhaoz wrote:

I don't like the Mario Kart players that hack and play online. I don't have Mario Kart Wii, but I have Mario Kart DS. And I really hate it when there's snakers and hackers. That's why I have so many losses. It's because of hackers. So, if you face anyone named Xkhaoz, it's me, and I'm not bad at the game, it's that there are a lot of hackers.

I snake. ;P

I've only ever played one MKDS hacker online, and that's only because according to the item screen he had a bullet bill all through the race.

A bullet bill all the race? unlikey hacks.They likey used Action Replay DS.

Oo that is creeeepy.
and about j0kertim3...doubt its him.
oh,on a battle,i once saw someone who was still.i thoought he was hakcing.so, i surrounded him in bananas then...threw on ON him.

PRB is snaking and never stoping so that you are always at your highest speed.

Lol wow. Anyway about hackers (only talking about MKW), I generally hate them. UNLESS its Mr. Bean! He hacks a ton, but in the end, free points! I only raced him twice though. I remember seeing another hacker that had 9999 points, and he hacked against everybody except one guy for some reason, and once that guy got in first, the hacker would get in second, and yet not lose any VR. I also like to watch youtube videos on hackers and stuff. The same friendly hacker, Mr. Bean, is also hacking into the game with his computer AND LITERALLY MAKING HIS OWN COURSES WITH HIS OWN TEXTURES. Before he just texture hacked, but not anymore...However now I have 9999VR and 7500BR with Funky Kong and Flame Runner (aka Bowser Bike) with manual for races, and using a small Pacman Mii with standard bike for battles. So generally I'm really good  . I'd like to join a clan, but It would require me to create an account on mariokartwii.com, and that requires an e-mail adress, which I don't have   

I remember my last wifi race to get to 9999VR, I was almost there, and I had about 9986 VR, until when the course got picked it was.... *gulp* GBA Shy Guy Beach...my least favorite course. I was like super nervous, but I made it and one, and I gained 13 vr, logged off, and I was like... WAHOO!!! FINALLY !!!!YES!!! and well, you sorta get the point.

I also have a kart account where I just use karts. I'm pretty good at them compared to most people.  I use Daisy and Wild Wing for racing, and Baby Daisy with a standard kart and automatic for battles, and I have about 8000vr, with 7000br.

I sure could talk forever about this.... (feels all daydreamy)