Scratch

of math papers

be covered with

piteous form of

ate the papers

open. Then it

shower. A new

be ripped paper

did nothing. Then

becoming some sort

told the story

to tell.  Story:

A dog named Spot who did a job said, "I have a name. 'Yubba Dubba'." And then it turned out hehadnoname. Which is very very weird because his very own iPod broke because it short circuited because of Apple's apple, but Windows sabotaged it. He died because he had no appendix. But his ghost came back to haunt a guy who had killed his half cousin, since the cousin had killed him with a spoon. Then the elephant was firin his gun at the cat named Scratch because he wanted to be the Scratch Mascot. Then Scratch shot back but he missed. But then the cheese blew up. The mice sobbed. Scratch ate them. Scratch burped loudly. Scratch then went to the elephant and said:  "You are dead." Then pulled out flowers and called his mom. "Be mine." "Be your what?" "My valentine." And his mom fainted. Then Scratch jumped and hit himself in his eye with his iPod, and he ate a DS, then he became one. So he said: "Play me and get square eyes." Then he ate whoever played him.  The end, NOT!  'Cause then Gobo exploded and flew into uncle Hingahurgahighgershnitzel (who lives in a communist union) He exploded and splattered gook on the golden wii freed scratch.however...the evil hamster flew over the helium-like bomb before it floated.  Then Gobo said "I am [language removed].  So gobo exploded!  But then something shaped like a large ugly pig change into a big ugly bear And fell into a bottomless hole...with tiny little elephant.but,hehitsomething.  It said "IMAONTHEFLOOR!" but he wasn't but then he called for Scratch.  But Scratch was eating noobs. So, when the really large ugly pig sadly died, Scratch sued TheCatAndThe Banana for cheating on this.  But SmartIrishKid's lawsuit made TheCatAndTheBanana bankrupt So THeCatAndTheBanana sold his/her trillion-dollar United States deficit but because of yelling monkeys, the selling failed, but no one cares because TheCatAndTheBanana won the pie eating pig, which then stayed in the pigsty.  And then died because he was caught by the government, then they executed him.  But the pig ran to him because he thought "this was weird."  Then dingdong fought keikij's super-powered robot that fired popcorn at the pig becuase keikij wanted Ham and popcorn.  Palandir then said that ham and popcorn are not meant to be.  Because eggs and ham get along along with cheese quite horribly.  The committee of preservation got rid of the appalling breakfast because the breakfast got spilt,but the appalling breakfast shot his lazer.  The laser, it being a really bright, really quite blinding laser, it then became a thing that destroyed millions of math papers that could only be covered with drawings of a piteous form of Dinsour. Then Teggs(a dinsosaur) ate the papers that he ripped open.  Then it evapourated in the shower.  A new nohing, appeared to be ripped paper so then IrishArcher did nothing.  Then that nothing exploded.  becoming some sort of [removed] that told the story that we forgot to tell.

Last edited by SmartIrishKid (2009-04-11 11:54:41)

The science guy

say, "Science!" But