Scratch

many ghosts inside

chased me into

where I gathered

we almost melted

that Wendy's is

bad at all.

then when the

; King Boo popped

deep dark depths

of course it

smelly and I

the one I ate. ....     

...big bad wolf.

A dog named Spot who did a job said, "I have a name. 'Yubba Dubba'." And then it turned out hehadnoname. Which is very very weird because his very own iPod broke because it short circuited because of Apple's apple, but Windows sabotaged it. He died because he had no appendix. But his ghost came back to haunt a guy who had killed his half cousin, since the cousin had killed him with a spoon. Then the elephant was firin his gun at the cat named Scratch because he wanted to be the Scratch Mascot. Then Scratch shot back but he missed. But then the cheese blew up. The mice sobbed. Scratch ate them. Scratch burped loudly. Scratch then went to the elephant and said:  "You are dead." Then pulled out flowers and called his mom. "Be mine." "Be your what?" "My valentine." And his mom fainted. Then Scratch jumped and hit himself in his eye with his iPod, and he ate a DS, then he became one. So he said: "Play me and get square eyes." Then he ate whoever played him.  The end, NOT!  'Cause then Gobo exploded and flew into uncle Hingahurgahighgershnitzel (who lives in a communist union) He exploded and splattered gook on the golden wii freed scratch.however...the evil hamster flew over the helium-like bomb before it floated.  Then Gobo said "I am [language removed].  So gobo exploded!  But then something shaped like a large ugly pig change into a big ugly bear And fell into a bottomless hole...with tiny little elephant.but,hehitsomething.  It said "IMAONTHEFLOOR!" but he wasn't but then he called for Scratch.  But Scratch was eating noobs. So, when the really large ugly pig sadly died, Scratch sued TheCatAndThe Banana for cheating on this.  But SmartIrishKid's lawsuit made TheCatAndTheBanana bankrupt So THeCatAndTheBanana sold his/her trillion-dollar United States deficit but because of yelling monkeys, the selling failed, but no one cares because TheCatAndTheBanana won the pie eating pig, which then stayed in the pigsty.  And then died because he was caught by the government, then they executed him.  But the pig ran to him because he thought "this was weird."  Then dingdong fought keikij's super-powered robot that fired popcorn at the pig becuase keikij wanted Ham and popcorn.  Palandir then said that ham and popcorn are not meant to be.  Because eggs and ham get along along with cheese quite horribly.  The committee of preservation got rid of the appalling breakfast because the breakfast got spilt,but the appalling breakfast shot his lazer.  The laser, it being a really bright, really quite blinding laser, it then became a thing that destroyed millions of math papers that could only be covered with drawings of a piteous form of Dinsour. Then Teggs(a dinsosaur) ate the papers that he ripped open.  Then it evapourated in the shower.  A new nohing, appeared to be ripped paper so then IrishArcher did nothing.  Then that nothing exploded.  becoming some sort of [removed] that told the story that we forgot to tell.  Then bill nye The science guy told dingdong to say, "Science!" But then dingdong said Floatingmagictree is awesome... but then he was appointed moderator But then he banned everyone in for aparenntly somehow the world exploded but TIME PARADOX because the time flow caused panic for the cat who had a doonk also called "Three Word Storyteller."
But then someonewentbackintimeto steal the crystal on the fourm game "forum fight" which was violent to cheddargirl, and to Yours Truly (SIK) so it closed.  But then it made everyone go We Like It!  Mr. Monkey those people are vegetarians!  Why did they EatSuperMeatyManHamburgers?  They didn't know because floppy_gunk said "You hit Mr.Hamburgers!"  but then scratchisthebest knocked over giant totem poles of pure gold.  He then sold them to a powerful business tycoon in Candyland.  The gold totem poles suddenly fell on a flying pig which took off and because I said "Frankfurters totally stink!"  I got bored. and played "Forum Fight" But you died instantly because a goomba swiftly danced the Macarania and hypnotized him.  So, in the dark dreary caves I killed floppy_gunk then the universe ate Xkhaoz alive while I laughed.  then I fell onto the evil pig, I escaped. into Luigi's Mansion where there were many ghosts inside and the ghosts chased me into the dark basement where I gathered my Boo army.  We almost melted because we decided that definately not that bad at all. but it was then when the certain thing happened, King Boo popped out of the deep dark depths and [vulgarity removed] badly.  Of course it was very, very smelly and I thought of the big bad wolf.

Next recap at post #350.