Because you were born today.
Why is spamming bad?
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Because everytime you spam, God kills a kitten.
Why it 5:18 right now (in my timezone, at least)?
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Because at 5:19 it isn't "right now".
When is star wars episode OVER 9000 coming out?
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On year 11380. Star Wars 9001 - War of the rubber ducks, noobs, and geeks. Coming soon to your nearest Holo-Cinema.
When is Scratch 2.4.3.82 coming out?
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Yesterday
When is Starcraft II coming out?
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Because you say you're the ultimate, you're not. That's why we celebrate Chuck Norris' brithday.
(BTW, happy birthday. XD)
Why did the ROBLOX server crash recently?
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website.com
What is the hypotenuse of a right triangle with side lengths of pie and cake?
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WORL DOMINATIUN LOLOLOLOLOLO
Why do I always think of World Domination? o.0
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Because you have 382 posts!
What does the scouter say about his power level? (don't say It's OVER 9000! We know that already)
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It's over 9000!!!!thousand!!!thousand!thousand!!!!1111!!!!!
Why am I a god when it comes to making sprites?
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Because they like to.
Why is the next sentence false?
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I beat u.
Ding dong!OPEN THE DOOR!PLZ!
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You pricked yourself when sowing, you burned your hand off when cooking, you lost your other hand in the army, you chopped your leg off when cutting down timber, a race car ran over your other leg, and your head got stuck in a giant trumpet.
When will the aliens be on strategic fatalities?
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When people remember that i like at least 50 songs
If the Green Bay Packers beat a european football team by 154 points(I just did that in Madden 07), how many people will want to commit suicide?
Last edited by BWOG (2009-03-08 13:09:15)
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About...none. The Packers stink.
Will I win the Scratch Cat Drawing Contest?
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No, I will win.
Will I win the scratch cat drawing contest.
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RUN!ohh..it blew up.
mad?
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This sentence is false.
Are paradoxes round?
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