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This is the play:

A Narrators Tale

Narr: There was once a boy named Jake.
Jake: Hi! My name is Jake!
Narr: He wanted world peace.
Jake: No, I wanted the blue limited edition Wii.
Narr: To get world peace..
Jake: Blue limited edition Wii!
Narr: Right… He would make a lemonade stand.
Jake: (starts making lemonade stand, but then realizes..) Wait, why can’t I     just wait 30 weeks since my parents give me $10 a week?
Narr: Well, that’s no fun. Besides, they might be gone in 30 weeks.
Jake: Good point.
Narr: In 2 hours, he has had no single customers.
Jake: Now it’s bad again.
Narr: But..
Jake: (sarcastically) Oh, good, a but!
Narr: His friend bought some lemonade from Jake and gave him $1.
Jake: Thanks! That, was a good but!
Narr: But..
Jake: (for real) Just when I need a good ol’  but!
Narr: The bully was coming to steal his money.
Jake: There is nothing good about this but!
Bully: Give me the money you’ve made or I’ll.. (stares at the narrator)
    Who’s he?
Jake: I… don’t.. know.
Narr: Jake was going to give him the money, but..
Jake: Stop it with your horrid buts!
Narr: They became friends and played together.
(Jake and Bully start playing)
Bully: How is he doing this?
Jake: I don’t know that either, but this is his scariest but yet!
Bully: I’m getting out of here!
Narr: So Billy the Bully..
Bully: My name’s not Billy! It’s Zack!
Narr: He frolicked through the flowers and went home.
(Zack the bully starts frolicking in the flowers.)
Jake: That, was disturbing. That didn’t even make sense!
Narr: I love my job! (looks at watch) Hey look! My shift is over. I gotta go! Today’s taco night. Mmm… tacos. (leaves)
Jake: I got to go see Zack.
(Jake goes to Zacks house)
Jake: Hey Zack.
Zack: Hey Apple Jakes.
Jake: What?!
Zack: (quickly) Nothing! Nothing!
Jake: Anyway… we need to figure out how to get rid of that guy!
Zack: Already started. (show Jake the plans)
Jake: Wow! I never knew you were that smart!
Zack: Don’t mention this to anyone!
Jake: I won’t!

Everyone: The next day….

Narr: Hey Jake! I see you brought Billy!
Zack: It’s Zack!
Narr: Whatever! Anyway, Jake and whatshisfacehere went to the park.
(Jake and Zack stand there getting ready to beat him up)
Narr: What just happened?
Zack: Anti-Narrator belts. Also include a Beat Narrator Up mode! (smiles     evilly)
Narr: Whoa… I did NOT see that coming. Umm… (thinks) Oh yeah. I run! (starts running away)
Jake and Zack: Oh no you don’t! (start chasing the narrator)
Jake: So much better then that Wii!


Everyone: The end!
Jake and Zack: For now.. (stare at the narrator)
Narr: Oh, not again!