Scratch

OK, so i recently watched this kids classic. My review: hilarious!

Plot summary: Kermit decided to get rich and famous in Hollywood, so he goes west. On the way, Fuzzy Bear, Gonzo (and his chicken friend), Miss Piggy, and some others join them. However, Doc Hopper, who owns a frogs' legs restaurant, wants Kermit to either be his advertiser, or on his menu.

I'll share some of the best lines.

Kermit: Turn left at the fork in the road.
There's a giant fork (such as for eating with) stuck in the side of the road.
Fuzzy: I didn't expect there to really be a fork in the road!

Fuzzy is driving (on the left side of the car), and Kermit is in the passenger seat.
Kermit: Bear left.
Fuzzy: Right, frog.

And there's the car dealership, where you get a $12 trade-in for your old car. There's a car priced at $1195. Dealership assistant takes a marker, and adds a dot, changing the price to $11.95.
Kermit: We'll take that one, for 11 dollars and 95 cents. That's our $12 trade-in. And you owe us a nickel.

There are many more that i don't have time to type up.

I suggest watching it, if you've never seen it.