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#1 2013-04-09 17:25:59
- hungergamesfanatic
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Best Jokes EVER!
tell us the jokes you loved the most and why
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#2 2013-04-09 17:36:24
Re: Best Jokes EVER!
one time my mom was getting rid of an old shirt of mine and i asked why and she said "this shirt is so tight that david bowie would be embarrassed to wear it"
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#4 2013-04-09 23:27:15
- cartooncreator
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
Did you groan? XD
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#6 2013-04-10 08:19:55
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
a guy walks into a bar
the next guy ducks
HAHAHAHIUFCHASKJCMAOXIACASCAHAHAHA
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#7 2013-04-10 09:19:03
- cartooncreator
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
mythbusteranimator wrote:
a guy walks into a bar
the next guy ducks
HAHAHAHIUFCHASKJCMAOXIACASCAHAHAHA
I can't lie - I laughed.
But it wasn't a laugh, it was one of those you-see-something-funny-on-the-internet-and-you-let-more-air-out-of-your-nostrils-than-normal-and-it-makes-noise kind of laughs. XD 
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#9 2013-04-10 11:26:39
Re: Best Jokes EVER!
cartooncreator wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
a guy walks into a bar
the next guy ducks
HAHAHAHIUFCHASKJCMAOXIACASCAHAHAHAI can't lie - I laughed.
But it wasn't a laugh, it was one of those you-see-something-funny-on-the-internet-and-you-let-more-air-out-of-your-nostrils-than-normal-and-it-makes-noise kind of laughs. XD
Not an LOL, a Laugh Quietly To Self
How to ameobas communicate?
cellphones
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#10 2013-04-10 11:42:55
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
cartooncreator wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
a guy walks into a bar
the next guy ducks
HAHAHAHIUFCHASKJCMAOXIACASCAHAHAHAI can't lie - I laughed.
But it wasn't a laugh, it was one of those you-see-something-funny-on-the-internet-and-you-let-more-air-out-of-your-nostrils-than-normal-and-it-makes-noise kind of laughs. XD
Wow 
Two guys are hanging onto a rope that is hanging on to a cliff. They realize that with their weights combined, they will pull the rope off the cliff and they will both die. The first guy makes a speech about how he will sacrifice himself for the second one, by letting go himself.
At the end of the speech the second guy starts clapping.
clicky
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#12 2013-04-10 12:31:20
- firedrake969_test
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
mythbusteranimator wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
a guy walks into a bar
the next guy ducks
HAHAHAHIUFCHASKJCMAOXIACASCAHAHAHAI can't lie - I laughed.
But it wasn't a laugh, it was one of those you-see-something-funny-on-the-internet-and-you-let-more-air-out-of-your-nostrils-than-normal-and-it-makes-noise kind of laughs. XDWow
Two guys are hanging onto a rope that is hanging on to a cliff. They realize that with their weights combined, they will pull the rope off the cliff and they will both die. The first guy makes a speech about how he will sacrifice himself for the second one, by letting go himself.
At the end of the speech the second guy starts clapping.
And they both die.
Alt of Firedrake969.
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#13 2013-04-10 12:49:01
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
firedrake969_test wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
cartooncreator wrote:
I can't lie - I laughed.
But it wasn't a laugh, it was one of those you-see-something-funny-on-the-internet-and-you-let-more-air-out-of-your-nostrils-than-normal-and-it-makes-noise kind of laughs. XDWow
Two guys are hanging onto a rope that is hanging on to a cliff. They realize that with their weights combined, they will pull the rope off the cliff and they will both die. The first guy makes a speech about how he will sacrifice himself for the second one, by letting go himself.
At the end of the speech the second guy starts clapping.And they both die.
No, the second guy falls to his death.
clicky
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#14 2013-04-10 17:41:56
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Re: Best Jokes EVER!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a plane.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
NOT SUSIE.
HAHAIXIUJHDBCFJSDSHCKDSHCKJUSHDNCIUDSHCIOSDJIEDSUDHCFBDSJKHBJDSKHD
IM HALIRIOUS.
Goodbye 1.4.
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Goodbye, 1.4... We'll miss you...#17 2013-05-04 14:38:55
Re: Best Jokes EVER!
There are 3 parachutes on a plane,a librarian, the smartest kid in the world, a banker, and the pilot. The plane is crashing.
The Smartest Kid in the World grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
"Oh no, what do we do?" says the librarian.
"We still have three parachutes," says the pilot.
A pause
"The smartest kid in the world grabbed my backpack," says the pilot.
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#18 2013-05-04 15:25:30
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Two people were discussing their favourite music and one of them said,
"Have you heard of Green Day?"
"Yes! I love recycling!"
Two people were mixing some music and one of them said,
"Are you using Adele?"
"No, I'm using a MacBook."
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