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#76 2013-04-09 12:39:26
- AwesomeStar360
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- Registered: 2011-11-21
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
werdna123 wrote:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
You disgust me, that chicken has nothing to do with you, his motives are none of his concern. If something makes you think he is acting suspiciously or with malicious intent, I advice you to get in contact with the police or similar. But as far as I can tell, there is nothing strange about how that chicken is acting. And since you specify that the chicken crossed the road, it implies you think there is something wrong with that or out of the ordinary, but seeing as there are more chickens on this planet than humans, there seems nothing unlikely with the chicken choosing it's path across a manmade strip of land made for easy and reliable transport. Perhaps you believe that, since humans made the road, the chicken shouldn't be allowed to use it? Whatever your reasoning, you haven't specified any particular chicken, out of the billions in the world, so I have no way of finding the answer. Even if I did track down the correct chicken I would have no way of communicating with the chicken so my journey to find said chicken would have been pointless. Of course, the reason would be that the chicken's brain naturally told it the best option available would be to walk across that road, but why the chicken's brain told the chicken that? I cannot help you there, and I advice you to stop questioning the motives of a likely innocent chicken.
Exactly!
Why did the CHicken cross the road!?
To get away from you stalking it!
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#77 2013-04-09 12:47:46
- firedrake969_test
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- Registered: 2012-08-08
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
AwesomeStar360 wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.Number Cannibalism!
But technically, 7 isn't the same species as 9. It's the same genus (Numberalia) but not the same species (septus). So a Numberalia septus ate a Numberalia nonus.
(not sure if a joke or what)
Alt of Firedrake969.
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#78 2013-04-09 12:54:18
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
firedrake969_test wrote:
AwesomeStar360 wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.Number Cannibalism!
But technically, 7 isn't the same species as 9. It's the same genus (Numberalia) but not the same species (septus). So a Numberalia septus ate a Numberalia nonus.
(not sure if a joke or what)
Well, your tabby cat eating your orange cat would be cannibalism, and they are different species.
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#80 2013-04-09 13:05:24
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Sellout wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
Well, your tabby cat eating your orange cat would be cannibalism, and they are different species.
That was a disturbing mental picture :"(
later the hairballs were fully formed heads
clicky
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#81 2013-04-09 17:16:29
- haxcharsol
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
mythbusteranimator wrote:
Sellout wrote:
mythbusteranimator wrote:
Well, your tabby cat eating your orange cat would be cannibalism, and they are different species.
That was a disturbing mental picture :"(
later the hairballs were fully formed heads
Were there other body parts?
Goodbye 1.4.
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#84 2013-04-09 17:24:41
- hungergamesfanatic
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- Registered: 2012-01-19
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
XGamer42 wrote:
"I see Uranus"
=I
woah. woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. there is children on here.
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#88 2013-04-09 20:06:25
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
7734f wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
7734f wrote:
This is the best joke ever.
joke
*ba-dum-tss*
That was a good one.Am I the only one who highlighted that post to see if there was an invisible text?
Proabably.
>:I
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#89 2013-04-10 10:28:50
- hungergamesfanatic
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
NoxSpooth wrote:
7734f wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
Am I the only one who highlighted that post to see if there was an invisible text?
Proabably.
>:I
no you aren't
and here goes some nostalgic jokes i remember that i made up when i was seven:
what do you get when you cross a sheep and a giraffe? a fuzzyneck
what do you get when a elephant sits on a pole? a broken pole
knock knock. who's there? interrupting gecko. interrupting geck- HISSSSSSS
...i was a interesting child.
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#90 2013-04-10 11:49:48
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
XGamer42 wrote:
"I see Uranus"
=I
I made that joke loads of times on ROBLOX.
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#91 2013-04-10 11:55:03
- topazdragonlord
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Longest and funniest joke ever. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
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#92 2013-04-10 12:22:32
- genderdysmorphia
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
hungergamesfanatic wrote:
XGamer42 wrote:
"I see Uranus"
=Iwoah. woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. there is children on here.
seeing as we have an entire topic for that kind of joke (though hopefully less cliche), i doubt anyone cares
goodby scrat on pont fore
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#93 2013-04-10 12:50:56
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
A fat man came and sat on an astronomer at night - and the astronomer toppled over and turned around to find a large planet. The astronomer shouted out loud, 'I CAN SEE URANUS!' The fat man got up, turned around and slapped the astronomer - before moving to another seat.
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#94 2013-04-10 12:58:44
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
NeilWest wrote:
A fat man came and sat on an astronomer at night - and the astronomer toppled over and turned around to find a large planet. The astronomer shouted out loud, 'I CAN SEE URANUS!' The fat man got up, turned around and slapped the astronomer - before moving to another seat.
That is terrible. xD
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#95 2013-04-10 13:26:10
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
NeilWest wrote:
A fat man came and sat on an astronomer at night - and the astronomer toppled over and turned around to find a large planet. The astronomer shouted out loud, 'I CAN SEE URANUS!' The fat man got up, turned around and slapped the astronomer - before moving to another seat.
Omg, do you really think that is actually suited for Scratch?! ( Lol, jk. )
internet's all about cats today.
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#96 2013-04-10 13:40:59
- mythbusteranimator
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
soniku3 wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
A fat man came and sat on an astronomer at night - and the astronomer toppled over and turned around to find a large planet. The astronomer shouted out loud, 'I CAN SEE URANUS!' The fat man got up, turned around and slapped the astronomer - before moving to another seat.
Omg, do you really think that is actually suited for Scratch?! ( Lol, jk. )
IT SAYS URANUS SAVASFDIAJFCKMAOMFKNQI:WNMFSAXZ
clicky
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#97 2013-04-12 12:20:07
- qwerts9000
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- Registered: 2011-02-21
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
mythbusteranimator wrote:
soniku3 wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
A fat man came and sat on an astronomer at night - and the astronomer toppled over and turned around to find a large planet. The astronomer shouted out loud, 'I CAN SEE URANUS!' The fat man got up, turned around and slapped the astronomer - before moving to another seat.
Omg, do you really think that is actually suited for Scratch?! ( Lol, jk. )
IT SAYS URANUS SAVASFDIAJFCKMAOMFKNQI:WNMFSAXZ
lol
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#98 2013-04-13 14:35:41
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
on the back of a blackboard in the community room there is a joke written
"Dear Algebra,
Stop telling us to find your X. She's not coming back."
or something like that
i have no idea how long it's been there or who wrote it it's just kind of there it's a part of the room now
shsl person who never visits the scratch forums ever anymore
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#99 2013-04-13 15:21:05
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
N
NoxSpooth wrote:
7734f wrote:
This is the best joke ever.
*ba-dum-tss*
That was a good one.Am I the only one who highlighted that post to see if there was an invisible text?
No.
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#100 2013-04-13 15:32:17
- fetchydog567
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- Registered: 2011-12-28
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Why did the wolf bite a foot,
because he was hungry
Just a reminder I won't be on Scratch that much but I 'll still be here, so if i'm on something, I will be commenting back, okay! 
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