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#51 2013-03-26 14:02:46

kaushalshah
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Good one......

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Q. What do you call a man with no name?
A. Nothing.

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#52 2013-03-26 15:15:39

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

your face

Worst joke ever.

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#53 2013-03-26 21:49:01

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Alphabet.

*Ba-dum-tssss**laugh track*

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#54 2013-03-27 06:17:41

NeilWest
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

How I felt before 2.0 was announced - R.I.P 1.4.

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#55 2013-03-27 10:11:43

7734f
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

What does a sailor say to another sailor?
Long time no sea

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#56 2013-03-27 10:40:37

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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#57 2013-03-27 13:52:11

haxcharsol
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

What did the beach say to the ocean?
Nothing it just waved.

Goodbye 1.4.
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#58 2013-03-30 12:38:09

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

haxcharsol wrote:

What did the beach say to the ocean?
Nothing it just waved.

I don't really get that joke you're You keep posting "It's time for tuxedos for no reason. Silly video games!" and then post two unrelated pictures while your main message is actually funnier.

I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!

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#59 2013-03-30 12:46:20

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

7734f wrote:

LRGonzales wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:


HAHAHAHAHA
YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MY FRIEND.

But I don't get it!

*facepalm* Read the title of this topic. Then see if you get it. Not to be mean.

Oh, sorry. It was just that I thought Haxcharsol thought that the joke was actually funny when he started talking about Saturday Night Live.

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#60 2013-03-30 12:47:21

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Q:what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A:"Where's my tractor?"

:'( Bye 1.4... http://i50.tinypic.com/zn102h.jpg

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#61 2013-03-30 23:24:37

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
tongue

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#62 2013-03-30 23:28:17

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

LRGonzales wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:

What did the beach say to the ocean?
Nothing it just waved.

I don't really get that joke you're You keep posting "It's time for tuxedos for no reason. Silly video games!" and then post two unrelated pictures while your main message is actually funnier.

It's a siganture.  It shows up after every post that person makes.

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#63 2013-03-31 00:16:22

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

LRGonzales wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:

What did the beach say to the ocean?
Nothing it just waved.

I don't really get that joke you're You keep posting "It's time for tuxedos for no reason. Silly video games!" and then post two unrelated pictures while your main message is actually funnier.

No offense but,
The sheer funniness of what you just said,
lol

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#64 2013-03-31 07:26:22

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

What did the moneyless chick say? Cheap cheap!

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#65 2013-03-31 07:31:50

MrHedgehog
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

LRGonzales wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:

What did the beach say to the ocean?
Nothing it just waved.

I don't really get that joke you're You keep posting "It's time for tuxedos for no reason. Silly video games!" and then post two unrelated pictures while your main message is actually funnier.

It's a signature _-_

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#66 2013-04-01 03:17:43

shivadas
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Ugh this one is so annoying:

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: ......
Person 1: To get to the idiot's house.
Person 1: Knock, knock.
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The chicken.

Luckily, after you've heard it once, you know to avoid it every other time.  smile

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#67 2013-04-08 17:37:26

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

every your mom joke ever told

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#68 2013-04-08 17:40:44

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

Yo mama is so yo mama that she's yo mama.

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#69 2013-04-08 18:27:07

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

NeilWest wrote:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

That's violent!

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#70 2013-04-09 02:35:46

NeilWest
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

How do flies say goodbye?
They use microwaves.

How I felt before 2.0 was announced - R.I.P 1.4.

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#71 2013-04-09 11:09:24

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

NoxSpooth wrote:

Yo mama is so yo mama that she's yo mama.

that one is actually a little bit funny actually

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#72 2013-04-09 11:10:54

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

NoxSpooth wrote:

Yo mama is so yo mama that she's yo mama.

that one is actually a little bit funny actually

your hungergamesfanatic is so hungergamesfanatic that your hungergamesfanatic

HAHAHHAHAHAHA so funny sozzles

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#73 2013-04-09 12:09:30

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

mythbusteranimator wrote:

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

NoxSpooth wrote:

Yo mama is so yo mama that she's yo mama.

that one is actually a little bit funny actually

your hungergamesfanatic is so hungergamesfanatic that your hungergamesfanatic

HAHAHHAHAHAHA so funny sozzles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

your hilarious

why don't lobsters share?
they're shellfish

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#74 2013-04-09 12:19:47

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

hungergamesfanatic wrote:

mythbusteranimator wrote:

hungergamesfanatic wrote:


that one is actually a little bit funny actually

your hungergamesfanatic is so hungergamesfanatic that your hungergamesfanatic

HAHAHHAHAHAHA so funny sozzles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

your hilarious

why don't lobsters share?
they're shellfish

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

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#75 2013-04-09 12:32:21

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Re: Worst jokes EVER!

NeilWest wrote:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

Number Cannibalism!

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