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#26 2013-03-24 16:55:37
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
MrFlash67 wrote:
Yo mama so x that she y.
I never knew that! She's always been complaining about her x-ness and why she ys.
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#28 2013-03-24 17:28:23
- LRGonzales
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
You guys are doing it wrong! I said, tell us the jokes you HATE the most, and WHY!
I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!
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#29 2013-03-24 20:23:48
- haxcharsol
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
7734f wrote:
I. Like. Cheese.
*laugh track* *ba-dum tss*
HAHAHAHAHA
YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MY FRIEND.
Goodbye 1.4.
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#32 2013-03-25 14:46:34
- topazdragonlord
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Q. What do you call a man with no name?
A. Nothing.
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#33 2013-03-25 14:52:44
- Nintendoandfriends
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
LRGonzales wrote:
You guys are doing it wrong! I said, tell us the jokes you HATE the most, and WHY!
Umm... Yeah.
No offense, but these jokes are really just bad. I think everyone knows that.
And saying UR DOIN IT WRONG is not the polite way. Anyway...
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cantalope. Cantalope who? Cantelope, I'm already married.
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#34 2013-03-25 14:55:12
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
NoxSpooth wrote:
Please, don't talk with Scratch blocks. It's considered as Blockspam.
"BLOCKSPAM"?!! I thought you guys would love it! It's supposed to be funny! And I thought you would be more concerned about Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam! That's when someone adds an animated picture of a clip from "Gravity Falls" to the end of their comment for no reason!
I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!
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#35 2013-03-25 14:58:51
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Nintendoandfriends wrote:
LRGonzales wrote:
You guys are doing it wrong! I said, tell us the jokes you HATE the most, and WHY!
Umm... Yeah.
No offense, but these jokes are really just bad. I think everyone knows that.
And saying UR DOIN IT WRONG is not the polite way. Anyway...
Knock Knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cant-elope, I'm already married.
Duuude! Tell us why you hate the joke!
I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!
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#36 2013-03-25 15:02:03
- LRGonzales
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
haxcharsol wrote:
7734f wrote:
I. Like. Cheese.
*laugh track* *ba-dum tss*HAHAHAHAHA
YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MY FRIEND.
But I don't get it!
I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!
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#37 2013-03-25 15:07:43
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LRGonzales wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
7734f wrote:
I. Like. Cheese.
*laugh track* *ba-dum tss*HAHAHAHAHA
YOU DESERVE A SPOT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MY FRIEND.But I don't get it!
*facepalm* Read the title of this topic. Then see if you get it. Not to be mean.
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#38 2013-03-25 15:12:20
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
LRGonzales wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
Please, don't talk with Scratch blocks. It's considered as Blockspam.
"BLOCKSPAM"?!! I thought you guys would love it! It's supposed to be funny! And I thought you would be more concerned about Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam! That's when someone adds an animated picture of a clip from "Gravity Falls" to the end of their comment for no reason!
no, you can get flagged, also that's a signature, not spam.
internet's all about cats today.
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#39 2013-03-25 15:26:17
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
LRGonzales wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
Please, don't talk with Scratch blocks. It's considered as Blockspam.
"BLOCKSPAM"?!! I thought you guys would love it! It's supposed to be funny! And I thought you would be more concerned about Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam! That's when someone adds an animated picture of a clip from "Gravity Falls" to the end of their comment for no reason!
Wait, are you referring to me?
That's called a signature, not meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam.
It happens whenever I post, why just look down there!
And Blockspam is usually when you basically put scratch blocks in all of your posts, so since you only put it once, it's not considered blockspam.
Goodbye 1.4.
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#40 2013-03-25 15:35:57
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
HotCocoa28 wrote:
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
*ba-dum crash*
Two drums and a bomb fall of a cliff...
( http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/topazdragonlord/3208112 ) visit this project for the rest of this joke 
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#41 2013-03-25 15:37:29
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
haxcharsol wrote:
LRGonzales wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
Please, don't talk with Scratch blocks. It's considered as Blockspam.
"BLOCKSPAM"?!! I thought you guys would love it! It's supposed to be funny! And I thought you would be more concerned about Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam! That's when someone adds an animated picture of a clip from "Gravity Falls" to the end of their comment for no reason!
Wait, are you referring to me?
That's called a signature, not meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam.
It happens whenever I post, why just look down there!
And Blockspam is usually when you basically put scratch blocks in all of your posts, so since you only put it once, it's not considered blockspam.
That's not actually true... that was blockspam.
internet's all about cats today.
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#42 2013-03-25 15:53:16
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soniku3 wrote:
That's not actually true... that was blockspam.
Hey guys, nobody cares any more. Complaining will not benefit your life in any way possible
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#43 2013-03-25 20:38:37
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"Yo mama." How is that even a joke? Some people just have a sick sense of humor. There is this one boy in my class that laughs at everything. It's sad.
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#44 2013-03-25 21:26:53
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
LRGonzales wrote:
NoxSpooth wrote:
Please, don't talk with Scratch blocks. It's considered as Blockspam.
"BLOCKSPAM"?!! I thought you guys would love it! It's supposed to be funny! And I thought you would be more concerned about Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam! That's when someone adds an animated picture of a clip from "Gravity Falls" to the end of their comment for no reason!
It's called a sig not a Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam. if it was "Meaninglessanimatedgravityfallspicturespam" we wouldn't put it threre, but it's not meaningless and it's not spam and it's usually a gif so really it should be called "an animated gravity falls gif or a sig.
Last edited by fivehead (2013-03-25 21:31:14)
Goodbye 1.4
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#45 2013-03-25 21:32:29
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
LRGonzales wrote:
You guys are doing it wrong! I said, tell us the jokes you HATE the most, and WHY!
good one, but you didn't tell us why
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#46 2013-03-25 21:35:22
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
cheddargirl wrote:
PonyoPenguin wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
...
I STILL DON'T GET IT HELPWIkipedia's article says that the joke is a form of anti-humor - in other words, it's not meant to be funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_th … he_road%3F.
It would be funny IF you were told it for the first time when you were old enough to understand.
Sadly, pre-schoolers don't really get anti-humor 
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#47 2013-03-25 21:37:39
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Squirrelflight2 wrote:
"Yo mama." How is that even a joke? Some people just have a sick sense of humor. There is this one boy in my class that laughs at everything. It's sad.
I'll tell jokes about a lot of things, but if you actually try to insinuate that what I was saying was correct or something I'll be mad.
Also you do realize the joke is not entirely "Yo mama." right? If somebody does only say that as a comeback or something, it's probably to make fun of the jokes in the first place.
I'm glad to think that the community will always be kind and helpful, the language will always be a fun and easy way to be introduced into programming, the motto will always be: Imagine, Program, Share - Nomolos
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#49 2013-03-26 12:02:09
- haxcharsol
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
fivehead wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by an airplane.Isn't that more like anti-humor?
Yes.
I found it hailarious when I first heard it though.
Goodbye 1.4.
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#50 2013-03-26 13:41:48
- topazdragonlord
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
werdna123 wrote:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
You disgust me, that chicken has nothing to do with you, his motives are none of his concern. If something makes you think he is acting suspiciously or with malicious intent, I advice you to get in contact with the police or similar. But as far as I can tell, there is nothing strange about how that chicken is acting. And since you specify that the chicken crossed the road, it implies you think there is something wrong with that or out of the ordinary, but seeing as there are more chickens on this planet than humans, there seems nothing unlikely with the chicken choosing it's path across a manmade strip of land made for easy and reliable transport. Perhaps you believe that, since humans made the road, the chicken shouldn't be allowed to use it? Whatever your reasoning, you haven't specified any particular chicken, out of the billions in the world, so I have no way of finding the answer. Even if I did track down the correct chicken I would have no way of communicating with the chicken so my journey to find said chicken would have been pointless. Of course, the reason would be that the chicken's brain naturally told it the best option available would be to walk across that road, but why the chicken's brain told the chicken that? I cannot help you there, and I advice you to stop questioning the motives of a likely innocent chicken.
hilarious
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