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#1 2013-03-23 17:55:50
- LRGonzales
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Worst jokes EVER!
Tell us the jokes you hated the most, and why!
when i receive [AWFUL joke v] repeat (approximately forever) switch to costume [explosion] play sound [BOOOOOMM v] until done switch to costume [like it never happened] wait [1] secs switch to costume [annoyed v] say [why am I still alive?!] for [2] secs end
I promote creativity. See what you can do w/o meme-spamming today!
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Goodbye, 1.4... We'll miss you...#3 2013-03-23 18:17:24
- haxcharsol
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- Registered: 2012-08-07
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by an airplane.
Goodbye 1.4.
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#4 2013-03-23 18:20:08
- PonyoPenguin
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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I STILL DON'T GET IT HELP
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#6 2013-03-23 18:36:49
- ToxicQuillz
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Some of Family Guy's cutaway jokes.
Last edited by ToxicQuillz (2013-03-23 18:42:21)
You lived a good four years, Scratch 1.4... May you rest in peace...
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#8 2013-03-23 18:48:49
- cartooncreator
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Me: Hey, wanna hear a joke about pizza?
You: Yeah!
Me: Nah, you wouldn't like it, it's too cheesy.
.3.
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#9 2013-03-23 19:18:14
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
I have one that's hilarious but pretty darn inappropriate for this site so uh yeah here's a KID-FRIENDLY joke:
I recently did a theatrical production on puns. Really, it was just a play on words.
'Cause I'm NUMBER ONE.
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#10 2013-03-23 19:31:15
- HotCocoa28
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- Registered: 2010-01-22
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
*ba-dum crash*
"I just had a staring contest with a wall!"
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#11 2013-03-23 21:33:54
- cheddargirl
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
PonyoPenguin wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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I STILL DON'T GET IT HELP
WIkipedia's article says that the joke is a form of anti-humor - in other words, it's not meant to be funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_th … he_road%3F.
Everything is better when you add a little cheddar, because when you have cheese your life is at ease
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#12 2013-03-24 00:15:06
- qwerts9000
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Go ask your grand-pappy
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#14 2013-03-24 00:53:37
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
badkidsjokes on tumblr is full of bad jokes
Whats day is March 27……..
St Fartpants Day.
what is brown and slow and an animal?
A BROWN CHIPMUNK OLD GRANNY
what do you call a crab crossing a road
dead road crab.
what do you say if someone only lisens to 1 direction
lisen to some other songs.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VIPER SNAKE THAT EATS YOU
A EATING SNAKE
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#16 2013-03-24 03:07:42
#17 2013-03-24 05:44:37
- jji7skyline
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- Registered: 2010-03-08
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
cheddargirl wrote:
PonyoPenguin wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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I STILL DON'T GET IT HELPWIkipedia's article says that the joke is a form of anti-humor - in other words, it's not meant to be funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_th … he_road%3F.
Can't believe there's a wikipedia article on that... and my article on a major historical character was deleted 
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
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#19 2013-03-24 07:11:46
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
jji7skyline wrote:
cheddargirl wrote:
PonyoPenguin wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
...
I STILL DON'T GET IT HELPWIkipedia's article says that the joke is a form of anti-humor - in other words, it's not meant to be funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_th … he_road%3F.
Can't believe there's a wikipedia article on that... and my article on a major historical character was deleted
who is this "major historical character", did you use citations, and are they known by any other name
cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?
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#20 2013-03-24 10:02:25
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
Did you see that film where a man used shampoo with yeast in?
It was hair-raising!
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#21 2013-03-24 10:47:41
Re: Worst jokes EVER!
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
You disgust me, that chicken has nothing to do with you, his motives are none of his concern. If something makes you think he is acting suspiciously or with malicious intent, I advice you to get in contact with the police or similar. But as far as I can tell, there is nothing strange about how that chicken is acting. And since you specify that the chicken crossed the road, it implies you think there is something wrong with that or out of the ordinary, but seeing as there are more chickens on this planet than humans, there seems nothing unlikely with the chicken choosing it's path across a manmade strip of land made for easy and reliable transport. Perhaps you believe that, since humans made the road, the chicken shouldn't be allowed to use it? Whatever your reasoning, you haven't specified any particular chicken, out of the billions in the world, so I have no way of finding the answer. Even if I did track down the correct chicken I would have no way of communicating with the chicken so my journey to find said chicken would have been pointless. Of course, the reason would be that the chicken's brain naturally told it the best option available would be to walk across that road, but why the chicken's brain told the chicken that? I cannot help you there, and I advice you to stop questioning the motives of a likely innocent chicken.
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#23 2013-03-24 11:09:32
#24 2013-03-24 11:49:17
- haxcharsol
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- Registered: 2012-08-07
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Re: Worst jokes EVER!
What's brown and sticky?
A brown stick.
Goodbye 1.4.
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