Scratch

We interrupt your Scratch forums experience to bring you an important public service announcement about a serious threat on the internet. He started out innocently enough as a villain on a children's cartoon show, but with the advent of internet forums, he soon found a new medium for his victims.

This character, whom I will call Candlejock for reasons to be discussed, has been known to kidnap children and the general internet populace, and take them away to an unknown place, presumably dark and horrible, but everyone who has gone there has never returned, so we only may guess at how horrible it is. Rumor has it that those who are kidnapped are tied up in a splintery, old, wooden chair and forced to watch reruns of Jersey Shore and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

But how and why does Candlejock kidnap you? If you mention his name, or type it in a forum post, he will take you away before you can finish your last sentence. His name is Candlejock, but with an 'a' instead of an 'o'.

SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DON"T SAY CANDLEJACK'S NAME OR HE WILL TAKE Y