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#51 2013-01-05 17:26:33
- haxcharsol
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Re: Puns and Jokes
Knock Knock.
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#53 2013-01-05 17:56:01
- haxcharsol
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Re: Puns and Jokes
Doris.
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#54 2013-01-05 18:04:26
#55 2013-01-05 18:23:18
- haxcharsol
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Re: Puns and Jokes
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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#57 2013-01-05 21:20:11
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I have a joke that is slightly different than the ones I have been posting...
Why did a hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool!
I usually don't like those kinds of jokes but that one really made me laugh 
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#58 2013-01-05 21:46:06
- haxcharsol
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wiimaster wrote:
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
That was halirous.
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#59 2013-01-06 03:40:04
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#60 2013-01-06 03:46:56
- nathanprocks
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Re: Puns and Jokes
NeilWest wrote:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
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#61 2013-01-06 04:00:28
- Sausagefanclub
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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.
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#64 2013-01-06 04:51:45
- veggieman001
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werdna123 wrote:
yo mamas so fat she gAVE borth 2 U.
XD bunnnnnrrr
What a bunner.
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#65 2013-01-06 06:11:38
- Martiscratch
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Re: Puns and Jokes
wiimaster wrote:
slinger wrote:
wiimaster wrote:
I'm here with some more intelligent puns than 'yo mamma jokes'
I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I forgot what a boomerang was, then it came back to me.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'll be alright, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
A photon walks checks into a hotel.
The bellhop says 'do you need help with your luggage?' and then the photon replies 'no thanks, I'm traveling light'
Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Ten of my favorite puns. I hope they make you laugh.Those were hilarious. Thanks for posting
I'm glad!
Have ten more (hopefully just as good) puns:
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
To try to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The hat says to the tie, 'You hang around, I'll go on a head.'.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
LOL 
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#66 2013-01-06 09:29:31
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I was shocked when I found out that my toaster was not waterproof.
The shy pebble wished that it could be a little boulder.
I took the shell off my pet snail thinking it would get a little faster... if anything, it became more sluggish.
Santa's elves are subordinate clauses.
I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... not panicking, like his passengers.
The math textbook needed therapy, he had too many problems.
One wall said to the other "Lets meet up in the corner"
The only time a door is not a door is when its ajar.
Did you hear about the train driver who got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor...
The moss and the mushroom got married last week. They really took a lichen to eachother, and he was quite the fungi.
I tried to make an irony detector, but it turns out it detects everything except irony.
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#67 2013-01-06 09:33:21
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nathanprocks wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Absent-minded man.
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#68 2013-01-06 09:35:40
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You should try pressing F5. It's quite refreshing.
Why couldn't the orange finish the race? It ran out of juice.
How do you say goodbye to the ocean? You wave.
When does seven come before six? When it's in the dictionary.
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#70 2013-01-06 11:41:14
- haxcharsol
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geohendan wrote:
I mustache you a question...
...but I'll shave it for later.
I already said that. -_-
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#72 2013-01-06 13:35:14
- haxcharsol
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geohendan wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
geohendan wrote:
I mustache you a question...
...but I'll shave it for later.
I already said that. -_-
Oh. Dang. Sorry
It's fine
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#73 2013-01-06 14:47:32
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haxcharsol wrote:
geohendan wrote:
haxcharsol wrote:
I already said that. -_-Oh. Dang. Sorry
It's fine
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#75 2013-01-09 12:40:03
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There's rumour that Al Gore's new RnB/Rap album will be titled, "Algorithms"
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