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#1 2013-01-03 07:53:36

NeilWest
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Puns and Jokes

Share any jokes you've came across or heard. I think you guys may be interested in Cypress Hill's collaboration with Queen, and they plan on releasing a song named; 'Bohemian Rap-sody'.

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#2 2013-01-03 08:07:27

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Re: Puns and Jokes

EKANS see you like Pokemon puns, so I PIKACHU sometimes. I should RAICHU an apology letter.


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#3 2013-01-03 09:47:43

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Re: Puns and Jokes

haxcharsol wrote:

EKANS see you like Pokemon puns, so I PIKACHU sometimes. I should RAICHU an apology letter.

LUCARIO going to stop now?

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#4 2013-01-03 10:11:09

Cozyhut3
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Re: Puns and Jokes

My dad's winter hat looks like the head of a squid, so I told him his new nickname was "P. Squiddy" :3

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#5 2013-01-03 11:06:17

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Re: Puns and Jokes

NeilWest wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:

EKANS see you like Pokemon puns, so I PIKACHU sometimes. I should RAICHU an apology letter.

LUCARIO going to stop now?

WYNAUT keep going? X3


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#6 2013-01-03 11:44:47

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

haxcharsol wrote:

NeilWest wrote:

haxcharsol wrote:

EKANS see you like Pokemon puns, so I PIKACHU sometimes. I should RAICHU an apology letter.

LUCARIO going to stop now?

WYNAUT keep going? X3

We could take a CHANSEY and look!

Last edited by NeilWest (2013-01-03 11:44:58)

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#7 2013-01-03 12:34:13

banana500
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Re: Puns and Jokes

Looks like this topic....

×puts on sunglasses×

Isn't very hot.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH.


Ah who am I kidding that was terrible.


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#8 2013-01-03 14:48:03

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

Please it's hot funny.

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#9 2013-01-03 15:18:51

ProgrammingPro01
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Re: Puns and Jokes

So how's everyone's EEVEEning today?

(Continuing the Pokepuns  tongue  )


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#10 2013-01-03 15:48:52

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

ProgrammingPro01 wrote:

So how's everyone's EEVEEning today?

(Continuing the Pokepuns  tongue  )

I died, and it's MOURNing here by the way.
(Just thought I'd change the subject  tongue )

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#11 2013-01-03 15:51:43

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

But does anyone like any Pokemon themed MEWsic?

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#12 2013-01-03 16:33:29

Luigitailsdoll45
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Re: Puns and Jokes

Perkamanz

Last edited by Luigitailsdoll45 (2013-01-04 17:04:22)


Derpcepticon.

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#13 2013-01-03 16:36:28

BlackKyurem
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Re: Puns and Jokes

Luigitailsdoll45 wrote:

Yo mama so fat, a whale saw her and said:
"We are family
Even though you're fatter than me"

I can't even say how much I've heard that. :U


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#14 2013-01-03 16:41:21

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Re: Puns and Jokes

yo mama's so fat your father no longer finds her attractive and their marriage is in trouble.

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#15 2013-01-03 17:04:16

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Re: Puns and Jokes

1 moar pokeman joke:
Yo momma's so fat when she gets in the pool, her splash attack actually does damage!
XP


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#16 2013-01-03 17:23:54

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Re: Puns and Jokes

Yo momma so fat, she got on the Titanic and made up the iceburg story to direct the blame off her.


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#17 2013-01-03 17:51:37

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Re: Puns and Jokes

Yo mama jokes are so offensive that yo mama kicked you out of yo family dynamic :3

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#18 2013-01-03 18:10:21

Sausagefanclub
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Re: Puns and Jokes

There are always puns at the end of CNN Student News. Always.

The quality of the puns they make can vary.


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#19 2013-01-04 02:23:00

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

Yo mama so stupid (not really, but theoretically just for the purpose of the joke) that when she played Call of Duty, she apologized for shooting someone and promised to meet them in court the following day for domestic violence!

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#20 2013-01-04 03:43:25

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Yo momma so dumb, she got locked in the supermarket and died of starvation.


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#21 2013-01-04 03:51:25

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Re: Puns and Jokes

This picture literally says it all.

http://i49.tinypic.com/29zoaoo.jpg


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#22 2013-01-04 05:17:38

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Re: Puns and Jokes

werdna123 wrote:

yo mama's so fat your father no longer finds her attractive and their marriage is in trouble.

how sad


cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?

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#23 2013-01-04 07:58:54

haxcharsol
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Re: Puns and Jokes

jukyter wrote:

werdna123 wrote:

yo mama's so fat your father no longer finds her attractive and their marriage is in trouble.

how sad

I'll get them a divorce attourney.


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#24 2013-01-04 08:00:44

NeilWest
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Re: Puns and Jokes

werdna123 wrote:

yo mama's so fat your father no longer finds her attractive and their marriage is in trouble.

Was that satrical or something, because I found it offensive. Let's stop these 'yo mama' jokes and get back to some non-offensive jokes/puns.

I'll get us started, I've been reading this book about anti-gravity - I find it impossible to put down!

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#25 2013-01-04 08:05:39

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Re: Puns and Jokes

NeilWest wrote:

werdna123 wrote:

yo mama's so fat your father no longer finds her attractive and their marriage is in trouble.

Was that satrical or something, because I found it offensive. Let's stop these 'yo mama' jokes and get back to some non-offensive jokes/puns.

I'll get us started, I've been reading this book about anti-gravity - I find it impossible to put down!

What's up? xD


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