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#101 2013-03-10 00:09:01
Re: Trollpasta thread
banana500 wrote:
You guys really don't know how to do troll pasta do you. -.-
We know how to do Horrible Troll Pastas! =P
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#102 2013-03-10 00:12:10
Re: Trollpasta thread
PikachuXionLover wrote:
Trolpashta
Der Wer Zombehs Everehwre With Hipir Realistic Eyes And Ate Jeff And Slendy Then I Saw Pinkie Making Cupcakes From Twilight And Smiledog Killed Me And Then Suicidemouse Killed Everyone And The Apocalipse Happened. The End
EPIC!!!!!
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#103 2013-03-10 00:38:40
Re: Trollpasta thread
Once upon a time, there was a kid who took the test, and got a 68% rating of addition to Minecraft. In fact, the next day, the kid had black eyes from staying up all night for 3 days. Finally, his hallucinations were correct, and he died to Herobrine. PS: If you are a Herobrine hater, you're next. He will slaughter you worse than Slenderman and Sonic.exe's combined FARTS!!! U Mad, bro?
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#104 2013-03-10 01:14:54
Re: Trollpasta thread
sonicdv wrote:
banana500 wrote:
You guys really don't know how to do troll pasta do you. -.-
We know how to do Horrible Troll Pastas! =P
Yeah but
Those are really getting old.
Or at least they did already.
How about you actually try for once, none of these so-called "trollpastas" are funny.
'Cause I'm NUMBER ONE.
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#105 2013-03-10 06:51:23
Re: Trollpasta thread
THE DED MANS GRVE
I WNET TO A GRVEYRD AND SAW A TUMSTOWN SO I LUKED IN IT AND A DED MAN POPPED OUT. HIZ FAEC WAZ BLEDING AND HE HAD HYPR REALSTIC EYES. I WAZ SO SCARRED NAT I HAV NIGHTMAERS EVRY NIGHT.
END.
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#106 2013-03-10 14:44:35
Re: Trollpasta thread
Once I wrote a story that was cruddy and unoriginal, but everyone loved it and it became a hit. and then for over 9000 days the Creepypasta Wiki became flooded with terrible spin offs.
The end
PS this is true
PPS your wiki is next
PPPS this is satire
LOL signature fail
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#107 2013-03-11 13:45:57
Re: Trollpasta thread
FunDude wrote:
Once I wrote a story that was cruddy and unoriginal, but everyone loved it and it became a hit. and then for over 9000 days the Creepypasta Wiki became flooded with terrible spin offs.
The end
PS this is true
PPS your wiki is next
PPPS this is satire
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#108 2013-03-11 13:54:40
- mythbusteranimator
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2012-02-28
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Trollpasta thread
A man walked into a bar. The bar broke his neck and blood gushed everywhere! It was hyper-realistic and everything! Suddenly he started moving! They say it was the geyser propelling his body upwards, but he was still alive! And I see him whenever I visit his grave...I dug him up and he's still alive! His hair and fingernails grew!
U R NOT SAFE!!
clicky
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#109 2013-03-11 14:02:41
Re: Trollpasta thread
The glitch sees you. He is in the imperfectation in your life. An unknown victim has managed to capture some pictures of the various forms of this creature:
You now know the glllihdyassagyadfjxwTDGDCFY
[Text corrupted; The glitch is responsible]
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#110 2013-03-11 21:33:21
Re: Trollpasta thread
NeilWest wrote:
FunDude wrote:
Once I wrote a story that was cruddy and unoriginal, but everyone loved it and it became a hit. and then for over 9000 days the Creepypasta Wiki became flooded with terrible spin offs.
The end
PS this is true
PPS your wiki is next
PPPS this is satire
Oh yes I did
LOL signature fail
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#111 2013-03-11 21:52:50
#112 2013-03-12 08:39:48
- Nintendoandfriends
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-10-20
- Posts: 100+
Re: Trollpasta thread
NeilWest wrote:
Hey guys.
I was a skateboarder, pretty extreme!
Then I saw an old man, with a devious scheme.
He cursed me, he jinxed me, he made me feel bad!
So guess what I did (what?), I went mad,
On the old man!
(Yeah)
On the old man!
(So what did you do?)
Well I snuck into his room, late at night (sounds good)!
I was tiptoeing and trembling, about to give him a fright,
When he woke up! He pointed his gun.
Soon I discovered, man, this ain't no fun!
His shook, then fainted, pretty bad!
Then he woke up again, but not so rad.
His face was expressionless,
My reaction was priceless!
The old man
The old man
The old man
Turned into Slenderman.
Is this based off an actual song?
It's awesome. It's one of the only posts here that I can read without having to read it out loud.
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#113 2013-03-12 12:30:40
- Necromaster
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2010-04-07
- Posts: 1000+
Re: Trollpasta thread
MY SANDWICH HAD A PICKLE IN IT
Ah caps lock lock
Last edited by Necromaster (2013-03-12 12:31:01)
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#114 2013-03-16 15:40:27
#115 2013-03-17 05:20:12
- Sausagefanclub
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-08-31
- Posts: 500+
Re: Trollpasta thread
A Really Sad Story by Sausagefanclub
Once there was a very nice man. He was liked by everyone he met due to his friendly and outgoing behavior. He got married to a wonderful, loving wife and got an exceptional job with a high salary. And the happiness never ended.
The end.
PS: You're next
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#116 2013-03-17 09:00:15
Re: Trollpasta thread
Nintendoandfriends wrote:
NeilWest wrote:
Hey guys.
I was a skateboarder, pretty extreme!
Then I saw an old man, with a devious scheme.
He cursed me, he jinxed me, he made me feel bad!
So guess what I did (what?), I went mad,
On the old man!
(Yeah)
On the old man!
(So what did you do?)
Well I snuck into his room, late at night (sounds good)!
I was tiptoeing and trembling, about to give him a fright,
When he woke up! He pointed his gun.
Soon I discovered, man, this ain't no fun!
His shook, then fainted, pretty bad!
Then he woke up again, but not so rad.
His face was expressionless,
My reaction was priceless!
The old man
The old man
The old man
Turned into Slenderman.Is this based off an actual song?
It's awesome. It's one of the only posts here that I can read without having to read it out loud.
Not really, just wrote it up on the spot.
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#117 2013-03-17 09:54:17
Re: Trollpasta thread
banana500 wrote:
banana500 wrote:
How about you actually try for once, none of these so-called "trollpastas" are funny.
why not fix it if youre going to complain
cause a bird and a fish could fall in love/but where would they live?
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#118 2013-03-17 14:20:12
#119 2013-03-19 16:35:51
Re: Trollpasta thread
OK, here's my new trollpasta
TEH HAAPPY WHEELS GLITTCH
I was playing happy wheels when i noticed something on the level. There was a secret passage way. I went in. Then my computer crashed. "That was weird." I thought to myself. So then, I booted up my computer and there was a troll face and a lolface. It said "pick one." So i picked the Troll face. Then my computer exploded and I started to distinctly here "TROLOLOLOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAH heeheeheeheee. I felt uncomfortable, so i turned around and saw Slender Man and Troll guy. SO DEN I WASS RUNNINNG AND I RAN TROO TEH WALL AN TEH WALL STRTED SCREEMING WHY?????!!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!? SO DEN THE WALL GHOST WAS CHASSSING ME TOO AND DEN I JUMPED IN MY POOL AND THEN EVERYBOOD Y TURNED INTTOO SLENDER GUY AND THEN I FELL IN LAVAAA AND WOKE UP SWEATING AND REALIZED IT WAS ALLA DREAM BUT THEN SLENDRER MAN WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF MEE SO I JUMPED OUTTT TEH WINDOW AND WOKE UP AGAIN IN SLENDER FOREST AND THEN I WOKE UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL. P.S. YOUR NEXT!!!!!!!
I know it's pretty bad but i was bored.
Goodbye 1.4
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#120 2013-03-19 16:39:17
#121 2013-03-19 16:40:55
#122 2013-03-19 17:09:30
Re: Trollpasta thread
You're in trouble by BLU_Spy
I'm watching you.
I'm watching you all the time.
I'm watching you right now.
If you try to hide from me...
I'll find you.
If you try to escape from me...
I'll chase you.
And if you manage to stay away from me...
It's because you'll be dead.
Signed: Oxygen
I HAVE SWITCHED ACCOUNTS! My new username is NoxSpooth.
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#123 2013-03-19 17:22:04
#124 2013-03-19 17:23:05
- epicepicman
- Scratcher
- Registered: 2011-07-17
- Posts: 500+
Re: Trollpasta thread
One day, there was a guy who watched his mom pass away cokkies to the hands of a very slender man.
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